I've got a date tonight, going to her place, but I'm quite nervous. Advice?

tea_lover

Is anyone else hearing the Benny Hill music as they read this thread?

kingslayer

JoW123 wrote: »

I'm not saying you knew she would open the door in her nightie, but surely you have to realise that a woman who opens the door in her nightie to a man she has not even met for coffee before, is not looking for a serious relationship?? Oh and for the record I don't think you are a troll, I think you're completely serious which is what I find so alarming!!

Okay, I understand that, but she never eluded to the fact she was looking for something casual. Once we sat down, my exact words to her were "you're a bit under dressed for the occasion" to which she giggled and replied "yes, because it's warm"

I honestly wasn't expecting her to be dressed like that, neither did I expect sex to be on the cards. If she wanted something casual, it would of been better for her to say. I already told her before that, that I was looking to get to know someone and see where it goes.

It's just frustrating because we got on well and I was expecting to get to know her more.

Lily-Rose_3

tea_lover wrote: »

Is anyone else hearing the Benny Hill music as they read this thread?

:rotfl: I know right!

The whole thread is hilarious. Surely people don't believe this guy???

This must be the most laughable and pointless thread on here - genuinely.

Morglin

kingslayer wrote: »

Okay, I understand that, but she never eluded to the fact she was looking for something casual. Once we sat down, my exact words to her were "you're a bit under dressed for the occasion" to which she giggled and replied "yes, because it's warm"

I honestly wasn't expecting her to be dressed like that, neither did I expect sex to be on the cards. If she wanted something casual, it would of been better for her to say. I already told her before that, that I was looking to get to know someone and see where it goes.

It's just frustrating because we got on well and I was expecting to get to know her more.

This seriously sounds like the Electric Blue soft !!!!!! videos, we all used to watch, in the 80's.........:rotfl:

Daft storyline, raddled women wearing baby dolls, thrilled young studs....and what do we put where? lol

Lin

kingslayer

Lol I can't believe you guys think I'm being disingenuous.

Tropez

kingslayer wrote: »

Lol I can't believe you guys think I'm being disingenuous.

Can you not?

Because you keep coming back and adding a little bit more, whether it be yet another absurd theory based on nothing or a little bit of information as to your wild night.

That's why people think you're trolling.

I do believe that some folk round 'ere are too quick to jump to the troll conclusion. Because there seems to be this overriding belief that everyone's lives are the same uniform level of tedium that the more bizarre stories couldn't possibly be true, even though it is a fact that many, if not all of us, have some of those moments in lives that elicit a "Get the hell outta here!" response when told to others.

But in general, we don't keep adding little bits to make the story more salacious, or more controversial - but you do, and that is why people have a hard time believing what you're saying.

It is rather common troll behaviour to start with a simple premise and then add bits here and there to keep the tale going and these bits invariably are more off-the-wall than before. It is also common troll behaviour to act in such an incredibly naive manner and to completely disregard why people are critical of you - you've been doing that throughout. Oh yes, sure, you've been "stupid" for not using a condom but that's about the only level of blame you've accepted for your part in any of this and you've made numerous misogynistic comments (that's woman hating, by the way) yet you claim to be oblivious as to why.

My previous post stands - if this isn't a troll post, you need professional help. There is nothing that you can gain from posting on this forum at this point. Virtually everyone on this thread has explained why you are some sort of a-hole at this point, in polite terms of course but the sentiment is there. How does it help someone with supposed anxiety issues to be repeatedly criticised for their behaviour to this extent? It doesn't.

Any sane person who was on the level wouldn't sit there sending a few text messages and then whimpering like a castrated poodle that there were few responses or that one hadn't been replied to and running through a thousand different scenarios as to why she hasn't replied. You ever considered maybe you've upset her somehow? You ever considered she reads this forum, has come across your post and is now fuming you actually considered she's a hooker? You ever considered just calling her and asking her how she feels about you? No, you seem quite content to just be shouted at here, and that's very odd.

Occam's razor - the simplest answer is usually the correct one.

VestanPance

Morglin wrote: »

My gawd, this is getting more like a Carry On film, with every post....:eek:

I think that is being rather unfair. It's clearly more of a Confessions of a Window Cleaner type scenario!

stir_crazy

tea_lover wrote: »

Is anyone else hearing the Benny Hill music as they read this thread?

More like the seedy music of a low budget p*rno. I'm just wondering if the woman had asked him to come round to fix her pipes or had ordered a pizza with no other way of paying...

Goldiegirl

VestanPance wrote: »

I think that is being rather unfair. It's clearly more of a Confessions of a Window Cleaner type scenario!

I was thinking 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner' as well, or maybe the film versions on 'On The Buses'.

One things for sure, outside of a low budget !!!!!! film or 1970's comedy, women don't open the door in a 'skimpy niightie'.

In fact in the real world, the term 'skimpy nightie', is never used, outside of the Sun newspaper. (Although thinking about it, the Sun isn't exactly the real world)

The thing with a fanstasy/troll thread is, you can go along with it to a certain extent, and then the OP adds something so blatantly made up, that it goes beyond entertainment, to something quite sad. That line has been crossed now.

adouglasmhor

duchy wrote: »

So she lives so far away that there was nowhere to meet like a pub ....yet you hadn't left home at 6pm and between then and 11 pm you met someone for the first time , had an unprotected shag and came home....from this supposedly difficult to get to location.

She made no suggestion that you used protection either

Okaaaaaaaaaaaay

It is possible I suppose.

OP did she ask to borrow money before the act? Possibly to help out with some outstanding and urgent household bill or specialist medical treatment ofr one of her kids?