The Bad Mummies Thread

PrincessPlaty

Sarah-Jane wrote: »

I love this thread :rotfl: I'm getting lots of tips for corrupting Platys kids next week :rotfl: :T:T:cool:

SJ they dont need corrupting anymore :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

happyfili

mumOf2wonderfulkids wrote: »

lol tell me about it, i have to set alarms to remind me to pick the kids up at 3pm

PrincessPlaty wrote: »

I have to do that too at 2.15 everyday the phone starts blaring and i start panicking trying to get the other 2 ready to get out the door :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Yep, I do this as well, I normally get up just after 7 when OH goes to work but I have an alarm set for 8 so I know I have to start thinking about getting me and DS washed / dressed / general act together to take her to nursery If it wasn't for the alarm and more importantly the coffee I would never leave the house on time :rotfl:

Sarah-Jane_2

PrincessPlaty wrote: »

SJ they dont need corrupting anymore :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: It'll be fun trying:cool: sweets and coke all round:T:T:rotfl:

PrincessPlaty

happyfili wrote: »

Yep, I do this as well, I normally get up just after 7 when OH goes to work but I have an alarm set for 8 so I know I have to start thinking about getting me and DS washed / dressed / general act together to take her to nursery If it wasn't for the alarm and more importantly the coffee I would never leave the house on time :rotfl:

Im talking about in the afternoon!! I have 6 set to go off in the morning at ten minute intervals from 6.30am :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

PrincessPlaty

Sarah-Jane wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: It'll be fun trying:cool: sweets and coke all round:T:T:rotfl:

When we get there the nearest shop you turn left walk to the bottom and then turn right :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Maybe not for Kaden though eh :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sarah-Jane_2

PrincessPlaty wrote: »

When we get there the nearest shop you turn left walk to the bottom and then turn right :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Maybe not for Kaden though eh :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

a small bottle of coke and a packet of choccie buttons won't hurt him:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

MrsTinks

Glamazon wrote: »

Mrs T - I have tons of housework to do but J isnt well so it can wait

Alex is at the childminders... I have a day off work as I had to take my annual leave when I returned and I'm having 8 mondays off... and still I send her to the childminders... it was so that I could get some housework done! Whooooooooooops!

pigpen

Lotus-eater wrote: »

Is she still breathing?

Yep.. but she daren't cough!

MrsTine wrote: »

pigpen I love you! :rotfl: If all 8 are still alive then obviously it can't all be that bad!
that made me laugh I have to say LOL

And the baby led weaning - I think I should read more books... I did this too at 4 months (yes 4!!!) because DD was trying to grab and consume everything I was eating (yes really... even my salad which is deeply concerning - small children surely should be drawn to chocolate and crap???) and she's still breathing... I think NOT reading all the parenting books has caused me far less stress than anything else I have read the annabel karmel food books for ideas... but I think that's it. I DID buy a second hand copy of supernanny for when she's older though

mine went for cookies.. lol.. says a lot about my diet lol

xmaslolly76 wrote: »

lol thats not just me then ive had some right looks when he drops his dummy and i just suck it and give it him back

Eeeeeeewwwwwww why would you want dirt in your mouth? I wiped it on the front of their coat and shoved it back in their mouth.

Glamazon

PrincessPlaty wrote: »

Im talking about in the afternoon!! I have 6 set to go off in the morning at ten minute intervals from 6.30am :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I slept through mine this morning Good job I had nowhere to go!

going to devour a £1 Cadbury's Easter Egg now - going to be good & not give Jack any though. It's mine, all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

PrincessPlaty

Sarah-Jane wrote: »

a small bottle of coke and a packet of choccie buttons won't hurt him:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

you bad honorary auntie!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: