i have had the morning of my life ahhhhh

JoJoB

Can a bloke not have a little visual stimulus when knocking one out? Surely there doesn't need to be all this drama about it. Some things might float his boat that you personally don't find very sexy, but we all have our little kinks. He shouldn't lie to you, but its understandable that his first instinct is to deny everything when you're going to treat him like a dirty old man with a disgusting habit.

Are we all supposed to kick our blokes out if we find a stash of !!!!!!? Lordy, the streets would be full of sheepish looking geezers with suitcases full of Big n Bouncy.

Is the issue the fact he watches !!!!!!, or the fact you have inadvertently paid for it? Is it really worth losing a relationship over? Fair enough if he's rubbish anyway and you just want an excuse to get rid, like.

kylieM_2

CelticStar wrote: »

Depends whether you can live with someone who likes !!!!!! - and quite a lot by the sound of it. I think the lying would be an absolute no no for me though. Plus, if you want to get married then perhaps it's time to move on and find someone who shares your feelings.

Like everyone keeps telling me! I am thinking he is

kylieM_2

JoJoB wrote: »

Are we all supposed to kick our blokes out if we find a stash of !!!!!!? Lordy, the streets would be full of sheepish looking geezers with suitcases full of Big n Bouncy.quote]

I really did just wet myself then.

I used to get upset about the !!!!!!, I couldn't care less now. Its the fact he says it isn't his, and I pay all the bills including his pay per view and leave him with money to carry on with his hobby

noonesperfect

It's not fair that you are paying for it though, change your Sky pin asap I'd say and make him pay for what he's watched.

Throwing him out is going a bit far in my book.

As regards watching !!!!!!, are you sure he's not watching it on the net as well? It might work out cheaper anyway!!!!!!

It sounds like you need to have a talk anyway, don't go at him full tilt he'll only go on the defensive! Ultimately I doubt there's many men who would say they wouldn't watch given the chance, but he shouldn't be doing it at your expense and behind your back. How would you feel about watching it with him?

Grace_

Hi Kylie,

I can't believe hes racked up a bill with sky and has expected you to deal with it. I can't understand why he would order movies on sky, knowing you pay the bill and would probably find out.

The lying is the bit that would get to me too...I do agree with the other posters that you should throw him out (and tell him to take his dirty movies with him) in order for you to decide what you want to do.

kylieM_2

noonesperfect wrote: »

Maybe he knows you will disapprove so tries to hide his !!!!!! habit from you.

It's not fair that you are paying for it though, change your Sky pin asap I'd say.

As regards watching !!!!!!, are you sure he's not watching it on the net as well?

It sounds like you need to have a talk anyway, don't go at him full tilt he'll only go on the defensive! Ultimately I doubt there's many men who would say they wouldn't watch given the chance, but he shouldn't be doing it at your expense and behind your back. How would you feel about watching it with him?

Old women don't do it for me lol.

Yes I have found !!!!!! on net history also, sigh.

Pin is changed!

We watched a live sex show in amsterdam for the experience so he know im not a prude, I don't know why he hides the sky bills and denys it! its a mystery

kylieM_2

Hi Grace

He is a bit dense when it comes to hiding things. I haven't approached him about the sky bill yet as he is out watching west ham, but I wont let this one go so lightly

lisndai

LOL I just love the big and bouncy bit !!!!! Is your fella usually shy or quiet ? maybe hes embarrassed , i dont want to offend but what would his reaction be if you suggested you watch something like that together so he feels he hasnt got to hide it away from you maybe then he will open up ?

Personally i wouldnt have an issue about the !!!!!! but i would have an issue as to why he felt he couldn't be honest with you .

Lisa

map200uk

hahahaha

this is funny, sorry i cant help but laugh 'dirty oh' and 'and he would watch me call up sky, stating that we haven’t ordered it and make me look like a numpty.'

unfortunately for you-sounds like he doesn't want to live within his means - i say this as you stated you do not have much money

why have sky in the first place if you arent too wel off (just a thought) - sky is trash tv, junk

Fleago

The !!!!!! wouldn't bother me, but the lack of honesty about it and his spending money we couldn't afford would!

But I'm a bit worried about what you mean by "old people", especially when you tied it in to a reference to a forty year old woman! :eek: Some of us more "mature" persons on here might be quite hurt by such observations!

Seriously, though, you really need to sit him down and talk about the financial implications of his hobby and tell him that lying just isn't the way to go.

Fleago