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i have had the morning of my life ahhhhh
kylieM_2
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What a morning I have had! First of all my cat has got a bad belly bcause my stupid partner decided to fed him fish and chips last night.
Secondly I get a letter from sky stating that I still owe them £120 when I agreed to pay them £40. So I decide to call them up, to be told they have put me on sky talk (without my say so) and that Adult movies have been ordered in the past (the bloke from sky probally thought dirty cow). Dirty OH more like. He has obviously been hiding the sky bills. So I could have sorted out this mess a long time ago.
I know you are thinking why are you so angry about your partner watching !!!!!!? I will tell you why; The first time I found out about his hobby was when I moved the tv to find it all stashed under the stand, his responce was “my brother gave it, I have never looked at it, I forgot it was under there”
The second time I found it was under the mat of the boot of his car, bloody loads of it, including Old people, dogging DVD’s and so on, his responce this time was “ I didn’t know it was under there, it must belong to the previous owner of the car” yeah right.
The third time i found it was it the outside cuboard which I never usually go in, of he said it wasn’t his. He thinks I am bloody stupid.
And now I am paying for the pleasure of his dirty hobby (as I pay the sky bill).
He has gone out to watch football, so I waiting to see what he says about this little discovery. He will probally say he hasn’t ordered it ( no-one else lives with us) and he would watch me call up sky, stating that we haven’t ordered it and make me look like a numpty.
The fact is, we havn’t got a hell of a lot of money at the moment and he is splashing out on dirty magazines, DVDs and sky pay per view.
What would you lot do?
Secondly I get a letter from sky stating that I still owe them £120 when I agreed to pay them £40. So I decide to call them up, to be told they have put me on sky talk (without my say so) and that Adult movies have been ordered in the past (the bloke from sky probally thought dirty cow). Dirty OH more like. He has obviously been hiding the sky bills. So I could have sorted out this mess a long time ago.
I know you are thinking why are you so angry about your partner watching !!!!!!? I will tell you why; The first time I found out about his hobby was when I moved the tv to find it all stashed under the stand, his responce was “my brother gave it, I have never looked at it, I forgot it was under there”
The second time I found it was under the mat of the boot of his car, bloody loads of it, including Old people, dogging DVD’s and so on, his responce this time was “ I didn’t know it was under there, it must belong to the previous owner of the car” yeah right.
The third time i found it was it the outside cuboard which I never usually go in, of he said it wasn’t his. He thinks I am bloody stupid.
And now I am paying for the pleasure of his dirty hobby (as I pay the sky bill).
He has gone out to watch football, so I waiting to see what he says about this little discovery. He will probally say he hasn’t ordered it ( no-one else lives with us) and he would watch me call up sky, stating that we haven’t ordered it and make me look like a numpty.
The fact is, we havn’t got a hell of a lot of money at the moment and he is splashing out on dirty magazines, DVDs and sky pay per view.
What would you lot do?
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Kick him out.0
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Im not sure whether you can do this or not but i think you can change your sky pin? Im not 100% though. Along with that i would threaten him with castration and tell him to take his "energy" out on me instead of his hand.0
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Take a big pair of scissors, or a nice blunt rusty knife and use them where you know you want to!!Treat others as you would like to be treated :A0
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Change your Sky PIN. And your bank account so the Sky details are different then he cannot change the sky pin.
Then tell him that you are so skint, you got a job at the local Mens Club as a a dancer/waitress. The other girls moan about the men there being a bit hands on, but as you are both so skint, needs must. The only other condition is that as your spouse he would be barred....
Not that humourous, but I can't come up with a sensible solution - sorry.0 -
Are you married and do you have kids? If the answers are "No", I'm with Older....kick him out!
Otherwise, I guess crisis talks are in order.0 -
And just what is so bad about him watching !!!!!!? him pretending it's not his is just plain stupid though, why doesn't he just own up & say "it's mine"?Winnings
01/12/07 Baileys Cocktail Shaker
My other signature is in English.0 -
No we are not married, another issue of mine, we have been living together for nearly 4 years, not a proposal in sight.
I think a pair of scissors when his asleep will be in order.
He will say he didn't do it, I can hear him now saying it.
The magazine of old women:eek: get me the most though. He lost his vaginity at 15 to a 40 year old women so mabye it had a lasting effect, but why be with me I am 4 years younger than him0 -
You know it's leap year this year? You can do the proposing on the 29th Feb
I'm not sure I could possibly comment on that last bit without offending you so I'll say nothing.Winnings
01/12/07 Baileys Cocktail Shaker
My other signature is in English.0 -
Depends whether you can live with someone who likes !!!!!! - and quite a lot by the sound of it. I think the lying would be an absolute no no for me though. Plus, if you want to get married then perhaps it's time to move on and find someone who shares your feelings.0
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LuciferTDark wrote: »You know it's leap year this year? You can do the proposing on the 29th Feb
I'm not sure I could possibly comment on that last bit without offending you so I'll say nothing.
No I still get asked for ID when I buy Alchohol lol so it can't be that0
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