I've got a date tonight, going to her place, but I'm quite nervous. Advice?

kingslayer

dandelionclock30 wrote: »

Well you sound very immature if its not a wind up.
I think its a wind up because nobody says Jonny since the 1980s, which most likley makes you someone in their 40s.
Have you considered going on Jeremy Kyle?

Okay, fair enough, but just because I said "jonny" doesn't mean I'm trolling.

kingslayer

The thing is, speaking to her she comes across sane and intelligent, not someone who is ditzy and unaware of what she is doing.

DUTR

kingslayer wrote: »

Okay, fair enough, but just because I said "jonny" doesn't mean I'm trolling.

Is she or you a minger though?

Free_Spirit_31

Even if you do take the advice of others and go to the clap clinic to get tested, by all means do so ASAP, but you may have to go again in about 3 months time just to make sure

kingslayer

Heffi1 wrote: »

You are clearly far too young to be entering into an intimate relationship (one night stand or other) if you do not think about your own sexual health, do not ask questions of your new partner, have they been checked for STIs, because having 1, 2, 3, or even 20 kids does not mean they get no time for a bunk up as you have just experienced yourself.

Go straight to your local GUM clinic and get checked out, do not pass on anything to anyone else.

Never mind about the prospect of pregnancy, that is far down your list of priorities at this moment.

Oh and one more thing, Grow up and take responsibility for the mess you have made.


* disclaimer, this is probably a wind up, but just in case it is not, the above advice stands.

This is what I'm paranoid about now. I'm really worried about last night and can't believe I was so stupid!

DUTR

kingslayer wrote: »

This is what I'm paranoid about now. I'm really worried about last night and can't believe I was so stupid!

I think the readers can believe that though, however no need to be paranoid really, as from the tripe you have written, it sounds like you both have gone well beyond the incibation period for any infections to be present before you managed to do the task .

Morglin

kingslayer wrote: »

I didn't have time to get any ( I know that's a poor excuse) but yeah I was a bit idiotic, though we were caught up in the moment. I don't think she's going to have any stds, though, as she hardly gets any time to f**k other people due to housekeeping and looking after her three daughters.

To be frank, you don't actually need a condom for a solo w**k over a keyboard, which is, obviously, what last night consisted of......

Lin

kingslayer

Okay, this is serious, but no one is taking it seriously so pointless me talking about it on here.

jaylee3

Wow, there's some tall stories being posted on here today. I just posted on a thread about a so-called fancy dress party in 'discussion time.' I would say it's because it's the kids holidays, but for one, it's not yet! And two, THIS thread appears to have been started by someone middle aged. Probably a middle aged man living with his mum.

It's definitely a load of crap though.

What the hell is is SERIOUS about what you have posted 'kingslayer?' (As you say in post 62 ^^^)

You supposedly sh@gged a middle aged bird last night. What is so bloody 'serious' about that? Jeezuz!

DUTR

jaylee3 wrote: »

Wow, there's some tall stories being posted on here today. I just posted about a so-called fancy dress party in 'discussion time.' I would say it's because it's the kids holidays, but for one, it's not yet! And two, THIS thread appears to have been started by someone middle aged. Probably a middle aged man living with his mum.

It's definitely a load of crap though.

What the hell is is SERIOUS about what you have posted 'kingslayer?'

You supposedly sh@gged a middle aged bird last night. What is so bloody 'serious?' jeezuz!

His Mum passed away last week, well his other post said she passed when he was 13.