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I've got a date tonight, going to her place, but I'm quite nervous. Advice?

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  • kingslayer
    kingslayer Posts: 602 Forumite
    You're an idiot...

    I didn't have time to get any ( I know that's a poor excuse) but yeah I was a bit idiotic, though we were caught up in the moment. I don't think she's going to have any stds, though, as she hardly gets any time to f**k other people due to housekeeping and looking after her three daughters.
  • ecgirl07
    ecgirl07 Posts: 662 Forumite
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    kingslayer wrote: »
    It kind of was a casual one nighter. I think she wants something more serious though. It is just that we've been speaking for quite a while and maybe she trusts me, I don't know. I messed up and didn't wear a jonny though!

    Cant wait for your paternity test thread.....


    or your Ive social anxiety how do I wait in the sexual health clinic waiting room? thread....
  • victory
    victory Posts: 16,188 Forumite
    kingslayer wrote: »
    I didn't have time to get any ( I know that's a poor excuse) but yeah I was a bit idiotic, though we were caught up in the moment. I don't think she's going to have any stds, though, as she hardly gets any time to f**k other people due to housekeeping and looking after her three daughters.

    Really????
    misspiggy wrote: »
    I'm sure you're an angel in disguise Victory :)
  • Tigsteroonie
    Tigsteroonie Posts: 24,954 Forumite
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    kingslayer wrote: »
    I didn't have time to get any ( I know that's a poor excuse) but yeah I was a bit idiotic, though we were caught up in the moment. I don't think she's going to have any stds, though, as she hardly gets any time to f**k other people due to housekeeping and looking after her three daughters.

    :wall:
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  • Nikkisun
    Nikkisun Posts: 1,330 Forumite
    I call bullsh!t
    xxx Nikki xxx
  • victory
    victory Posts: 16,188 Forumite
    Nikkisun wrote: »
    I call bullsh!t

    Uhm.....................
    misspiggy wrote: »
    I'm sure you're an angel in disguise Victory :)
  • mountainofdebt
    mountainofdebt Posts: 7,795 Forumite
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    Am begining to think that you should have to undergo some sort of interview to be allowed to post on MSE..........
    2014 Target;
    To overpay CC by £1,000.
    Overpayment to date : £310

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    £15.88 saved to date
  • victory
    victory Posts: 16,188 Forumite
    Am begining to think that you should have to undergo some sort of interview to be allowed to post on MSE..........

    Yes I agree, that would be very helpful:D

    Questions....

    1) do you tell porkies?

    2) are you a fantasist?

    3) do you know what telling the truth means?

    4) do you like telling stories?

    5) do you know what a lie is?

    6) can you tell the truth?

    7) do you know how to stick to a story?

    Etc etc:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    misspiggy wrote: »
    I'm sure you're an angel in disguise Victory :)
  • krlyr
    krlyr Posts: 5,993 Forumite
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    Pre-natal supplements? :rotfl:
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