The Daily, Thursday 8th March 2007

Penny-Pincher!!

Hi Again

BargainRzl-I will be completely debt free in June/July 2007:D...so that will be great! Im sorry about Saturday...you can come round, but i wont be here:p

Happy Birthday JockettUK

PP
xx

Shez

Morning Everyone:hello: Happy (21st;) ) Jockettuk!!:beer:

Felt bunged up again last nite, so had a lemsip and then fell asleep :eek: - I wanted to see how that cottage ended up on Grand Designs? aparently DH told me this morning they had done a fab job.
Me and DS both woke up coughing and blocked up at 6am! feel ok now but its always worse early morn and evening isnt it.

Have got DH coming into see me at work soon and we can go to lunch together - thought it might do him good to not be SAHD for the day:rotfl:

Was very busy this morning, did ironing and hoovering and cleaned and tidied up before coming to work:eek:


joannasmum - :T hurray nice to hear these s*ds do get caught sometimes.
catznine - aww I dont know why people would want to snub you - silly old cows! splash them when you swim past!!!;)
crazychick - gosh what a thing to happen! glad its sorted out now.

mrs mix - I am ready for the 80s quiz! i think:o he he although I think amie399's memory might be better than mine;) I think amie should find a FollyFoot avatar!:rotfl:

:T Well done to those with money coming in today.
Good luck to those job hunting & interviewing today!

Have a good day all, enjoy the sunshine if you have it, stay indoors if you dont.

Penny-Pincher!!

Just been emailed this from a friend:

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with> grapefruit and mint. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on head. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a pile on the floor. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the "woo-woo" sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Wee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower
curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW BECAUSE MOST OF IT IS TRUE!



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mrs_mix

Pen Pin that was ssssoooo funny and very true
well in this house anyhow
pam xx

taplady

mrs_mix wrote:

Pen Pin that was ssssoooo funny and very true
well in this house anyhow
pam xx

this house too with 3 males!:eek: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Nelski

Morning all :wave: :wave:

Snowy - I dont think your posts are mundane at all in fact yours is always one I stop and read properly rather than the usual skim:T

Moggins - I think you should go on the date why not go along and be treated you deserve it

Jockett - Happy Birthday:j

Clairefun - Good luck for the move you must be soo excited

Rzl - Of course cocktails form part of your five as does wine (grapes) and :beer:

Just dropped my baby car off for a service and had to drive back home in a horrid courtesy car which I am tempted to park round the corner in case the neighbours now think I own it:eek: :eek: Dark glasses and a veil for the trip back to pick mine up I think:rotfl:

Lots of paperwork to do today which is why I am on here - master of procrastinaton thats me:rolleyes:

Anyway going to go as I have a horrible feeling this wont post (page is all over the place again) and I dont want to see the pc flying out the window in frustration:D

Have a great day all
Nels x

SSB

Hello everyone
I am enjoying a really lazy morning :j ... Had a lie-in, long soak in the bath, muffins for breakfast, BLISS! I work most weekends therefore one day a week I try to have a really lazy day otherwise it feels like I have no time off at all. Still need to take the dog for a walk and children will return from school later on.

Happy Birthday to all those partying today, hopefully you will get spoiled rotten. Oh no, the weather is getting really dark, better go before it rains. Today I will try that recipe for the Italian bread you can fry in a pan, fingers crossed it works .

Have a good day all.

donny-gal

Just managed a quick read through, no chance on the quiz only knew 99 Red Balloons. Too old I'm afraid, try one on the late 60's for me. Anyway off to Spanish to íHasta Pronto!

madmum33

The second lot of questions stumped me, apart from Sinitta and Human League!

I wouldn't have a clue about 70's, late 80's or 90's!

squeaky

Hi everyone.

We've moved the quiz across to The Arms so that everyone can join in.

You'll find it here:-

Old Style Quiz

Actually - it would be a nice regular event, and maybe ought to be called something like "The Old Style Afternoon Quiz" because they have regular quizzes on the board already.

Although this one just ought to be called "The Music Quiz"


Good luck with it everyone.