huge row with husband over leaving wedding early

worried_jim

Souk08 wrote: »

worried_jim wrote: »

I wonder how it would have looked if the role was reversed and you had been a bridesmaid at your friends wedding and at 1am he said that he wanted to go home whilst you were still dancing to "I will survive" barefoot with a load of drunken women with their bingo wings out.
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Jim, thank you so much for this. Im hungover and feeling a bit low and this has made me howl. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thank you! I did mean it as totally tongue in cheek, speaking from experience. I've been at these wedding were my GF has ran screaming onto the dance floor as soon as "Dancing Queen" starts up whilst I've been stood at the bar (drunkenly) cracking Mick Hucknell ginger jokes with a load of other fed up husbands/partners at 2am. No disrespect ladies, but us blokes are just standing around waiting for an excuse to go home but dare'nt mention anything for fear of upsetting you/ruining the evening etc, and we are all feeling pretty horny 'cos the brides sister is looking very dirty and we all want to get you back to the hotel to do all those bad things to you, in our minds, but in reality we know deep down that one of two things is likely to happen, by the time you come out the bathroom we will be passed out snoring (too many Sambucas with big Dave, the Groom's younger brother) or your never ending headache will have returned and we aren't even allowed to "touch" you as you roll over and turn your back towards us.

I love a wedding.

globetraveller

worried_jim wrote: »

Souk08 wrote: »

Thank you! I did mean it as totally tongue in cheek, speaking from experience. I've been at these wedding were my GF has ran screaming onto the dance floor as soon as "Dancing Queen" starts up whilst I've been stood at the bar (drunkenly) cracking Mick Hucknell ginger jokes with a load of other fed up husbands/partners at 2am. No disrespect ladies, but us blokes are just standing around waiting for an excuse to go home but dare'nt mention anything for fear of upsetting you/ruining the evening etc, and we are all feeling pretty horny 'cos the brides sister is looking very dirty and we all want to get you back to the hotel to do all those bad things to you, in our minds, but in reality we know deep down that one of two things is likely to happen, by the time you come out the bathroom we will be passed out snoring (too many Sambucas with big Dave, the Groom's younger brother) or your never ending headache will have returned and we aren't even allowed to "touch" you as you roll over and turn your back towards us.

I love a wedding.

hilarious! :rotfl:
The OP hasn't been around for a while so perhaps they have kissed and made up and turned the mountain back into the molehill.

Errata

ach - what's a wedding without a big row somewhere

dramaqueen1973

Errata wrote: »

ach - what's a wedding without a big row somewhere

Its amazing what a wedding causes lol!!:rotfl:

Drama xxx

Tish_P

If, at the end of the wedding, nobody's dead and the bride and groom are legally married, the day was a success. Anything mildly unpleasant, like some stupid row, is merely an anecdote for later years. Nobody "ruined" anything, so he needs to calm down.

I'd have gone home on my own, 1am is late and I don't like loud noise either, but I'd not prat about putting tissues in my ears.

Sambucus_Nigra

flutterby_lil wrote: »

Wow this has certainly got everyone talking!!

I know - it's amazing.

People AGREEING with James. :eek:

worried_jim

worried_jim wrote: »

Souk08 wrote: »

Thank you! I did mean it as totally tongue in cheek, speaking from experience. I've been at these wedding were my GF has ran screaming onto the dance floor as soon as "Dancing Queen" starts up whilst I've been stood at the bar (drunkenly) cracking Mick Hucknell ginger jokes with a load of other fed up husbands/partners at 2am. No disrespect ladies, but us blokes are just standing around waiting for an excuse to go home but dare'nt mention anything for fear of upsetting you/ruining the evening etc, and we are all feeling pretty horny 'cos the brides sister is looking very dirty and we all want to get you back to the hotel to do all those bad things to you, in our minds, but in reality we know deep down that one of two things is likely to happen, by the time you come out the bathroom we will be passed out snoring (too many Sambucas with big Dave, the Groom's younger brother) or your never ending headache will have returned and we aren't even allowed to "touch" you as you roll over and turn your back towards us.

I love a wedding.

I see no one has come along to disagree with me. You see ladies, we just play dumb (it's easier) but we really have a master plan- yes it's true they nearly always involve you naked and us drunk. Sometimes this actually happens, this make us very happy and feel in control of our lives, albeit for a brief moment. We know that come the next morning you will be back in control and we will be back in the doghouse- a little secret, we love it deep down and wouldn't have it any other way no matter how much we protest. I should be on myth busters, obviously wearing a disguise though like that magician that spoils it for Paul Daniels.
This week on "relationship myth busters" worried jim admits that men couldn't give a toss about how nice that dress you are wearing is, he's is already thinking about it lying crumpled on the bedroom floor, and yes, I have put the bins out.... Next week worried jim discusses what excuses to use when she has come home early and caught you in her underwear. I'd get more viewers than the x factor.

Tish_P

You could call it "A Load of Tired Old Sexist Claptrap." You're right, it would make millions; loads of people are happy to pay to have their prejudices recited back to them.

Errata

I'm very worried about Jim.

RuthnJasper

worried_jim wrote: »

Souk08 wrote: »

Thank you! I did mean it as totally tongue in cheek, speaking from experience. I've been at these wedding were my GF has ran screaming onto the dance floor as soon as "Dancing Queen" starts up whilst I've been stood at the bar (drunkenly) cracking Mick Hucknell ginger jokes with a load of other fed up husbands/partners at 2am. No disrespect ladies, but us blokes are just standing around waiting for an excuse to go home but dare'nt mention anything for fear of upsetting you/ruining the evening etc, and we are all feeling pretty horny 'cos the brides sister is looking very dirty and we all want to get you back to the hotel to do all those bad things to you, in our minds, but in reality we know deep down that one of two things is likely to happen, by the time you come out the bathroom we will be passed out snoring (too many Sambucas with big Dave, the Groom's younger brother) or your never ending headache will have returned and we aren't even allowed to "touch" you as you roll over and turn your back towards us.

I love a wedding.

Jim, please can I go to the next wedding with you?!

("Bingo wings out" - )

xx