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lou--b

xXMessedUpXx wrote: »

The date went brilliantly

He was everything i was expecting, and more.

And....

...we're now going out :eek:

So shall bow out of this thread for now good luck to everyone! It really does seem to happen when you least expect it!

Good luck hun, hope it all works out well for you.
Dont bow out of here though, you need to keep us up dated, give us singles some hope!

Ive (once again) put another profile up. Went for something totally different this time and so far so good. Been chatting to a couple of guys today who seem nice. I have however decided to only put my pics up when Im online. Hopefully that way the idiot that Im hiding from wont notice me lol.
Onwards and upwards as they say.
Oh and Ive booked myself a reading with a medium on Tuesday, not that Im convinced these people are actually for real, but we'll see what she says. Maybe she can give me the address of my Prince Charming and save me the hassle of looking lol.

Lou

GT60

the best dating place is the polling stn!!
I seen a woman outside taking on the phone in her 40's dress in jeans my boys would wear as i went passed her on the way in her bum was well hot along with the rest of her body and a normal face.
Anyway i was struck by her.
She passed me on the way out and as i was about to drive home i waited then driven pass her in the car park as she walked out. so i just started to drive home BUT i turned the car round and went after her then i pulled up next to her and asked if she was single but she said no so i said all well just thought i'd ask.
She stopped me dead in my tracks and still think about her now! but i do not touch married/ spoke for woman.
Just thought i would add my bit

Li0nhead

OMG how many pervert men are on these sites?

As an experiment i set up a female profile a while back.
Yesterday i decided to change 'her' seeking from 'dating' to 'intimate encounter' Withing 3 mins i had 5 messages.

Today logged in and got such classics as:

"oooo baby baby
i'd like to touch you sexy lady
s**t did i say that out loud lol"

"hi there
i'm Adam
so how are you doing
xxx
what are you upto this week or tonight sweetie? i've got a house to myself for a week, you see
xx"

"My bed?"

"sex sex and more of it fancy that x"

"Do you like my story?


“I want to watch you !!!! yourself,” I say
“I… don’t think I can,” you say embarrassed.
“Then let me help.”
I pull you gently to the bottom of the bed and kneel, sliding off your knickers
and parting your legs. My tongue traces circles round your v***** and c***. You
gasp, I am good at this! You want to come and push your !!!!! into my face. For a
few seconds I carry on, then abruptly stop.
“Now it’s your turn.”
I draw back and go to sit on the chair at the end of the
bed. I know you are watching me and it makes me incredibly excited. Your gaze is
dispassionate and appraising but I know you are as turned on as I am.
Your !!!!! is soaking. You put your middle finger in and push it up while your
ring
finger strokes your a***. It feels wonderful, but for what I want your fingers
aren’t enough, so you pick up the Rabbit next to you, turn it on and put it
against
your c***. Within seconds you are totally focused on the most amazing and
overwhelming sensation. You push the Rabbit inside – right up to the hilt - and
turn on the shaft, then pull it out a little way and push it back in. You are in
ecstasy and cannot stop until you cry out and come.
Suddenly you remember that I am watching you and open your eyes. I am still
sitting there but now you have taken out my !!!! and I am !!!!!!! myself.
It’s your turn to watch, but actually, you can’t bear to be left out, so you push
my hand away and sit down on my !!!!, taking over. You wrap your legs around my
!!!! and then we !!!! until we come - and have to do it all over again.
"

OMG what a set of pervs. I am genuinely scared!

267

Li0nhead wrote: »

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Suddenly you remember
<Snip again>

That's not the best laugh I've had this week, more a sort of nervous laugh. The Veet for men reviews are much better.

I feel fairly confident in saying mills and boon have nothing to worry about judging by his first effort :rotfl:

Li0nhead

267 wrote: »

That's not the best laugh I've had this week, more a sort of nervous laugh. The Veet for men reviews are much better.

I feel fairly confident in saying mills and boon have nothing to worry about judging by his first effort :rotfl:

I really think a relationship with him could go far because with writing skills like that means he may even be a poet which a girl like me really likes....:rotfl:

novagirl

LOL Such a funny experiment! You can see why some people are single when they send messages like that! (Although some of those messages imply they have a relationship how on earth did that even happen!?!)

267

Li0nhead wrote: »

I really think a relationship with him could go far because with writing skills like that means he may even be a poet which a girl like me really likes....:rotfl:

Poetry is all well and good but when I read his creation I just thought of "my ding a ling" by Chuck Berry

newcook

lou--b wrote: »

Oh and Ive booked myself a reading with a medium on Tuesday, not that Im convinced these people are actually for real, but we'll see what she says. Maybe she can give me the address of my Prince Charming and save me the hassle of looking lol.

Lou

best of luck Lou - I went to one a few weeks back and she was scarily accurate and knew things that not even my close friends knew! not bad considering we'd never met and she didnt even know my name!

GT60

lou--b wrote: »

Ive (once again) put another profile up. Went for something totally different this time and so far so good. Been chatting to a couple of guys today who seem nice. I have however decided to only put my pics up when Im online. Hopefully that way the idiot that Im hiding from wont notice me lol.
Onwards and upwards as they say.
Oh and Ive booked myself a reading with a medium on Tuesday, not that Im convinced these people are actually for real, but we'll see what she says. Maybe she can give me the address of my Prince Charming and save me the hassle of looking lol.

Lou

Hi Lou if you live near Bury lancs i will take you on a date and be your prince charming;)

lou--b

newcook wrote: »

best of luck Lou - I went to one a few weeks back and she was scarily accurate and knew things that not even my close friends knew! not bad considering we'd never met and she didnt even know my name!

I know that feeling...spooked is not the word. I went in skeptical (sp) but not so much now! Recorded the whole thing so will listen back later as most of it was forgotten when I came out the door. She knew things that there is no way she could have guessed from my face. Ie Im the middle child even though mum only gave birth to 2 (brother is adopted) Nothing on my face could have told her that!!
Oh and Im supposedly meeting my Prince Charming in July/August, I'll agree to differ on that one lol.
Update in August haha

Lou