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Can an affair ever have a happy ending?

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  • Marker_2
    Marker_2 Posts: 3,260 Forumite
    nickyhutch wrote: »
    You're not really getting me. I'd be in the cage. Willingly. Enjoying it. Getting a massive kick out of it.

    Thats what the Gorrillas say
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  • nickyhutch
    nickyhutch Posts: 7,596 Forumite
    jayII wrote: »
    I should think so, the poor defenceless married men need to be protected from naughty ladies like you. :p

    Do you know if whips are involved, it being Saturday night and all? :whistle:

    Whips? Crikey, I hope so ;)

    Those poor defenceless married men. They have no hope.
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  • jayII
    jayII Posts: 40,693 Forumite
    nickyhutch wrote: »
    Whips? Crikey, I hope so ;)

    Those poor defenceless married men. They have no hope.
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


    I'm liking the cage idea too. :D :j:j

    I know, all those brazen women kidnapping and drugging them! :eek: ;)
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  • nickyhutch
    nickyhutch Posts: 7,596 Forumite
    Marker wrote: »
    Thats what the Gorrillas say

    Do they? You understand gorillas?
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  • nickyhutch
    nickyhutch Posts: 7,596 Forumite
    jayII wrote: »
    all those brazen women kidnapping and drugging them! :eek: ;)

    Bring it on!
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  • jayII
    jayII Posts: 40,693 Forumite
    Marker wrote: »
    Thats what the Gorrillas say

    Do you mean gorillas or guerrillas?

    Poor spelling is a sod to understand. ;)
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  • Lotus-eater
    Lotus-eater Posts: 10,789 Forumite
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    jayII wrote: »
    I'm liking the cage idea too. :D :j:j

    I know, all those brazen women kidnapping and drugging them! :eek: ;)
    Please don't give her any more ideas, she's liable to slide off the seat.
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  • jayII
    jayII Posts: 40,693 Forumite
    nickyhutch wrote: »
    Bring it on!

    No silly, you're a woman. You get to kidnap, not to be kidnapped.

    You are naughty! ;)

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  • jayII
    jayII Posts: 40,693 Forumite
    Lotus-eater wrote: »
    Please don't give her any more ideas, she's liable to slide off the seat.

    Are you? :o

    Sorry, I don't want to cause an accident. :whistle:

    ETA: gotta go and see to my OH. Have fun people.
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  • Welshwoofs
    Welshwoofs Posts: 11,146 Forumite
    Marker wrote: »
    Because women are devious manipulative little biatches. As every woman knows. A wife, mistress, daughter, mother etc can manipulate the !!!!! out of any situation to get what they want.

    A woman, be it fat, thin, beautiful or dog ruff can get their hooks into any man if they really want to. A womans skill in life is to manipulate a man. So when an affair is involved, yes the man is at fault, and any wife should either rip their husband a new one or divorce their sorry !!!!. But I bet my bottom dollar that the other woman formed the shape of the affair.


    That's a nice way of absolving men from any personal responsibility whatsoever and using sexist cliches to confer upon women an almost super-natural ability to 'bewitch'.

    In other words, what a total load of cobblers.
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