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Can an affair ever have a happy ending?

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  • jayII
    jayII Posts: 40,693 Forumite
    nickyhutch wrote: »
    Slagbags :rotfl:

    I love that. That's my new facebook status.

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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  • Lotus-eater
    Lotus-eater Posts: 10,789 Forumite
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    jayII wrote: »
    That's a relief. :o:D

    Not to date? Uh-huh. :p I wonder how long it will be until someone creates a suitable computer accessory :think: ... if they haven't already! :eek:
    One was being made a few years ago, but I don't think it's very good tbh. We're a long way off the holo decks on star trek.
    Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
  • Marker_2
    Marker_2 Posts: 3,260 Forumite
    nickyhutch wrote: »
    And me :D.......


    Your not really getting my new business venture. You would be in the cage, rather than putting people in to it.

    Oo Oo got a new idea. Maybe we could bring Ancient Rome to the UK and hold Gladitorial fight to the deaths? You could fight another immoral woman in an arena. You have to fight hundreds of fights to win your freedom though. Might mix it up with the odd lion thrown in here and there. What do you think? Would again help the economy and population growth!

    * Lotus - you seeing the whole multi tasking thing yet?


    PS to all: Although everything I say I believe in, most of it is just taking the P and Sarcasm. Two of my favourite sporting events! If you cant see the humour then, there is no point bantering with you.
    99.9% of my posts include sarcasm!
    Touch my bum :money:
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  • Lotus-eater
    Lotus-eater Posts: 10,789 Forumite
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    nickyhutch wrote: »
    And you on mine ;)

    (Is it bad that we have a hit list?)
    Only if guns are involved.
    Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
  • jayII
    jayII Posts: 40,693 Forumite
    One was being made a few years ago, but I don't think it's very good tbh. We're a long way off the holo decks on star trek.

    I'm so tempted to ask....:rotfl:

    But being a little wifey and all, I'd better get back to the sink and not speak to strange men. :D :eek:
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  • Lotus-eater
    Lotus-eater Posts: 10,789 Forumite
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    Marker wrote: »
    Your not really getting my new business venture. You would be in the cage, rather than putting people in to it.
    She knows, she knows :rotfl:
    Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
  • Lotus-eater
    Lotus-eater Posts: 10,789 Forumite
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    jayII wrote: »
    I'm so tempted to ask....:rotfl:

    But being a little wifey and all, I'd better get back to the sink and not speak to strange men. :D :eek:
    What, have I ever used it? No I haven't, I saw it on TV :)

    I have got most other adult toys though ;) now go and make your oh a cup of tea.
    Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
  • jayII
    jayII Posts: 40,693 Forumite
    nickyhutch wrote: »
    And me :D.......

    I should think so, the poor defenceless married men need to be protected from naughty ladies like you. :p

    Do you know if whips are involved, it being Saturday night and all? :whistle:
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  • nickyhutch
    nickyhutch Posts: 7,596 Forumite
    Marker wrote: »
    Your not really getting my new business venture. You would be in the cage, rather than putting people in to it.

    Oo Oo got a new idea. Maybe we could bring Ancient Rome to the UK and hold Gladitorial fight to the deaths? You could fight another immoral woman in an arena. You have to fight hundreds of fights to win your freedom though. Might mix it up with the odd lion thrown in here and there. What do you think? Would again help the economy and population growth!

    * Lotus - you seeing the whole multi tasking thing yet?


    PS to all: Although everything I say I believe in, most of it is just taking the P and Sarcasm. Two of my favourite sporting events! If you cant see the humour then, there is no point bantering with you.

    You're not really getting me. I'd be in the cage. Willingly. Enjoying it. Getting a massive kick out of it.
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  • jayII
    jayII Posts: 40,693 Forumite
    What have I ever used it? No I haven't, I saw it on TV :)

    I have got most other adult toys though ;) now go and make your oh a cup of tea.

    I suppose there is a market for all sorts of weird and wonderful gadgets, and why not.

    Again, why not.

    Yessir. :p
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