Can an affair ever have a happy ending?

jayII

shellsuit wrote: »

He must manipulate me to do all the washing, ironing, cooking, cleaning and looking after the kids and bills then!

Mine cooks and cleans occasionally, I must be the most devious, manipulative biatch here. :eek:

jayII

Lotus-eater wrote: »

Ahh men, they're even more manipulative than women. I think I'm just going to have sex with the internet from now on. Just to be safe.

USB slot? I don't mean to be rude, but will your :whistle: fit? :silenced:

jetplane

My best friend has a house husband her amazing manipulative biatch powers must be almost magical

Marker_2

jayII wrote: »

USB slot? I don't mean to be rude, but will your :whistle: fit? :silenced:

Does your husband know you are asking randoms on an internet forum whether their c0cks will fit in USBs slots?! :eek:

princessdreamer

shellsuit wrote: »

I'm not devious or manipulative at all.

You say starting from a young age with Daddy. My Dad would give me anything I wanted, but I don't ask him for anything because that would be taking the pee out of him.

I'm currently typing on a laptop with 13 missing keys. My Dad has offered to buy me a new one, he asks me at least once a week for the past 8ish weeks to tell him which one I want and he'll buy it for me.

If I was a manipulative b!tch, I would snap his hand off wouldn't I? I could ring him now and ask him for a grand. He'd say Yes, but that would be taking the p!ss and I don't take the p!ss out of my nearest and dearest at all.

Same with my husband, the only thing I ask of him, is to put the bins out!

If I want something, I get it or do it myself (apart from the stinky bins) and I don't need to manipulate anyone.

My father would have been horrified if he thought I would go without rather than ask him for help. It is not being manipulative it's being dads princess. He taught me to be strong and independent but he also taught me in families no-one goes without.

Lotus-eater

Marker wrote: »

Does your husband know you are asking randoms on an internet forum whether their c0cks will fit in USBs slots?! :eek:

You are funny :rotfl::rotfl:

Lotus-eater

jayII wrote: »

USB slot? I don't mean to be rude, but will your :whistle: fit? :silenced:

Well I was planning on using Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters tbh.

Even I'm not stupid or kinky enough to use computer hardware like that Not to date anyway.

Marker_2

Lotus-eater wrote: »

You are funny :rotfl::rotfl:

I try ... especially for you I am going to amend my sig ... direct people there in future.

Lotus-eater

Marker wrote: »

Lotus - Its the slagbags I dont like, I love my mum and my sisters and my daughter and my friends etc etc. Can't be doing with loose women!

I'll have em Let them try to manipulate me. I'll show them a thing or two about manipulation and control :D

Slagbags :rotfl:

Marker_2

Lotus-eater wrote: »

I'll have em Let them try to manipulate me. I'll show them a thing or two about manipulation and control :D

Slagbags :rotfl:

Something needs to be done about them. At some point in the near future I would like them to replace animals in zoos. Except the monkeys, I like seeing monkeys in zoos. Think of the potential job prospects as well. Create millions of jobs maintaining these zoos and being paid to capture more of that sort of wildlife.

Economy would be sorted in no time.