wheels stolen by garage

SailorSam

I felt sorry for diggerman first thing this morning but after reading his previous posts i think he should have left this one until April 1st.

esmerobbo

hartcjhart wrote: »

me thinks it is a wind up:T

Wheely!!:D

NickyBat

Really?:eek:

cyclonebri1

:T

skiddlydiddly wrote: »

Keep us up to date but don't mention the name of the garage and tip them off.

Actually please do mention the garage and tip us all off :T:T:T

skiddlydiddly

Maybe the garage owner came back and removed his keyboard without actually intending to permanently deprive him of it too so he can't update us.

If I refuse to pay for a pint in the pub because they will get it back when I go for a wee, is that ok?

Irony

Did they also remove the snow,or are we looking for men-with-piles carry industrial lights.On a saturday as well.Shocking!

dacouch

Sounds like he has been dealing with a garage in Liverpool

NickyBat

SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI



"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."



This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.


The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.



It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.



However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

NickyBat

What u tryin to say!!!!!!!!!!! :j

Locknut

"Calm down calm down"