Send a card to a private parking co. this Christmas!

trisontana

I think this year we should also include the disability charity Mobilise for getting into bed with UKCPS.

mcjordi

great idea.. but town and city are getting one for sure... my vehicle recieved another one today lol.. i actually got the ticket on the windscreen LMFAO..
apparently its an offence to open the ticket if your not a driver lmfao....

anewman

Here's the beginnings of a working idea https://www.an1.co.uk/ppcscrooge.pdf Want to somehow incorporate the text "it is an offence for anyone other than a scrooge to open this card".

Coupon-mad

anewman wrote: »

Here's the beginnings of a working idea www.an1.co.uk/ppcscrooge.pdf Want to somehow incorporate the text "it is an offence for anyone other than a scrooge to open this card".

:T :T

How about something at the bottom under the picture:


'Scrooge was counting his pennies while a pile of Parking Charge Notices were crackling away nicely on the fire. Funny, he thought, how everyone thinks I am a MISER when I'm just an MSEer...you can find uses for all sorts of rubbish if you try'


Then inside we can all just write something like 'greetings from an MSEer. Clampers were first, this time next year who knows where you'll be, maybe in a proper job?'




What fun for us all to send the same card, clearly from MSE posters, it'll really p1ss Perky off!

anewman

http://www.an1.co.uk/ppcscrooge.pdf now updated, warning dial up users 2mb.

I wonder if there's any way to get them professionally printed up on card cheaply.

Coupon-mad

This is going to be fun, feel free to chip in and change the wording anyone, it's a great start!:rotfl:

anewman

Was thinking the back of the card could say it was BPA approved and followed BPA rules along with a BPA logo (or it could somehow be modified in some festive manner. British Paxo Association with the logo as a pic of a turkey?

Coupon-mad

anewman wrote: »

Was thinking the back of the card could say it was BPA approved and followed BPA rules along with a BPA logo (or it could somehow be modified in some festive manner. British Paxo Association with the logo as a pic of a turkey?

:D and the card could use the initials PCN on the back too, something like:


DO NOT IGNORE THIS NOTICE
This Pre Christmas Notice (PCN ) has been produced, like, in accordance with the strict Code of Practice guidelines of the British Paxo Association (BPA) and is really official, like, and if you ignore it, errr, we will send you a threatogram. Then we might send you another one with red ink on it and big scary words like litigation and a picture of the Scales of Justice to make it look all legit and that. We even have some letters what look like they come from a real Solicitor, innit.



:rotfl:

trisontana

UKCPS
1st Floor
Stanford House
George Street
Huddersfield
HD1 2JF


Court Proceedings Ltd
81 Oxford Street
London
W1D 2EU


Mobilise
National HQ
Ashwellthorpe
Norwich
NR16 1EX

mcjordi

anewman wrote: »

http://www.an1.co.uk/ppcscrooge.pdf now updated, warning dial up users 2mb.

I wonder if there's any way to get them professionally printed up on card cheaply.

damn it taking forever :eek::eek:lol