Daughter caught us having sex....

jinky67

ailuro2 wrote: »

Paradise by the dashboard light is fine in an American car when there's no gearknob in the way....or maybe I should call it a gearstick.:rotfl:

Sunshine 12, I pity your poor mother - those little beads go everywhere, it must have taken her weeks to find them all!!

I am sure the gearstick could add a certain "something" though:D

jackieb

jinky67 wrote: »

I am sure the gearstick could add a certain "something" though:D

Especially when you're in phwoarth gear.

That's maybe where the reverse cowgirl comes from. :rotfl:

jinky67

jackieb wrote: »

especially when you're in phwoarth gear.

that's maybe where the reverse cowgirl comes from. :rotfl:

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katiesmummy

here's me thinking i'm all quiet when i'm 'doing the deed'.

been seeing my new bf for about 7 weeks i guess- we've just started having sleepovers :D

last night we were in bed, and we were just getting really into it when someone started hammering on my front door. the dog was going beserk so i went downstairs in my dressing gown to open it, my next door neighbour rushed in with a hammer in his hand shouting 'where is he, where is he'.

turns out i was screaming a bit louder than i thought (and my bedroom window was open) and he thought that my ex had got into the house and was attacking me :eek::eek::eek::eek:

who's got the link for those ball gags

DKLS

jackieb wrote: »

Unfortunately it wasn't. It was a rusty ole Datsun Cherry. :rotfl:

Believe me its no better in a porsche cayenne, that transmission tunnel is mahoosive and makes car fun tricky, My fave was a gf at uni who had a mini, luckily it had a sunroof so she could pop her head out and multitask keeping an eye out for coppers patrolling the lovers lane.

katiesmummy

DKLS wrote: »

Believe me its no better in a porsche cayenne, that transmission tunnel is mahoosive and makes car fun tricky, My fave was a gf at uni who had a mini, luckily it had a sunroof so she could pop her head out and multitask keeping an eye out for coppers patrolling the lovers lane.

LMAO i once got caught giving my ex a nosh in the park on new years eve!!

babymoo

Just out of curiosity is it not possible that your DD has experienced sex herself and hated it and now thinks its disgusting and wrong for everyone to have it and even worse that your her parents? At 14 I was well aware my parents were still having sex, albeit not with each other as they had just split up. I had my first "boyfriend" and although I wasn't having sex with him I was experimenting with him. I never saw sex as dirty or disgusting if anything found it slightly amusing. No point in asking her as if she has lost her virginity then she will not tell you that is for certain, but its just a thought.

Ivrytwr3

Blimey, did you take a breath when writing all that?

janiebaby29

Aww this thread is so funny !!!
I suppose I have to tell my tale !!!
years ago , I had a sort of part time boyfreind , i did'nt want a full on relationship , but just wanted a male friend now and again
this worked very well , sometimes he stayed over .
Anyway I think my daughter must have been about 7 or 8 at the time , and she had woken up and come into my room while we were at it , i was covered up at the time with the duvet , so put a dressing gown on , and took her back to bed .

next morning she didnt mention anything so I assumed she had'nt seen anything .
We went to visit my mum a few days later .
And my daughter said , Why was XXXX in your bed the other night , mum ,
in front of my mum
So i said he was a bit tired and needed to sleep .
Daughter replies , He was'nt , Mum , he was awake and on top of you ,
was he tickling you , Mum .!!!!!!
I really wished i had a big hole to swallow me up ,
Mother was'nt too impressed at all

my_gorgeous_ellie-belle

katiesmummy wrote: »

best one ever had to be when my dog brought my rabbit into the lounge while my father in law was sitting there drinking a cup of coffee :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Mega:eek: :eek: :eek:- i think that has to be my biggest fear. You can catch me at it and yes i'd be embarrassed but hey it's life - if the in-laws ever find the box of 'toys' and i'd probably never leave my house again through sheer embarrassment, lol!

Each time we have moved house the box has travelled within about 3 other boxes all taped up (and all batteries removed in case anything randomly comes alive - lol, that sounds so wrong but you know what i mean:D) and stays with me at every point of the move. I'm sure i look far more suspicious with not letting the box out of my sight but seriously i'm terrified of someone finding it - haha! OH finds my paranoia hillarious .:rotfl: