Daughter caught us having sex....

loisa

When I was about 12 my mum and dad were at it so vigorously in the next room that my board games fell off the top of my wardrobe!

I had been fast asleep at the time and nearly fell out of bed with the fright, I thought it was an earthquake at first!

I didn't barge in but I called out and got a very annoyed reply - ''get back to sleep!'':rotfl:

delain

Do you know, when i was about that age my mum was in her room (being very loud indeed) with a random man, and as it was keeping me awake i thought i would have a blast of my music just to register my objection to the noise hoping that my mum would then be shamed into keeping it down. But no! She bursts into my room, buck naked and shouts 'i am a woman i have needs, you don't understand how hard it all is i have to be drunk to have sex!' and then storms back into her room being just as noisy as before! i'm still recovering from the shouting and the nakedness and many other unpleasant events from that time, including having to go and drag her out of peoples houses(!) but i used to hear her a lot and i never asked to live with my nan

Your DD is being way oversensitive if you ask me. How did she think she got here? dropped off by the stork??

LadyMorticia

Some of the things on this thread have really cheered me up tonight. I needed it.


OH's sister is 15 and keeps saying that we're having sex.She doesn't really have any evidence because when we do "do it" we make sure nobody is in the house and we're very discreet about getting rid of condom wrappers etc.
OH's parents are both devout Christians so of course we're not going to openly admit to having sex. His mum was a virgin when she married his dad at 30-ish and I think she expects me to be a virgin when we get married. Um....nope...not going to happen. I think it's important to get to know someone in every aspect - and that includes sexually - before you marry them. Just my opinion though.

I really wish we had our own place.:(

katiesmummy

omg this thread has had me in absolute stitches!! has to be one of the funniest threads i have ever read in my life!!

i caught my parents at it quite a few times- inc on the living room floor doing top-to-toe :eek::eek:

dad caught me with my bf once- i was 17 and he came home from work early- we got dressed really fast and probably would have got away with it if bf hadn't put his t-shirt on back to front and inside out!!

best one ever had to be when my dog brought my rabbit into the lounge while my father in law was sitting there drinking a cup of coffee :eek::eek::eek::eek:

vtmil

I must be v. innocent 'cause my first thought concerning your dog and rabbit incident was 'what's so wrong about that (apart from potential harm to rabbit) ?',

katiesmummy

vtmil wrote: »

I must be v. innocent 'cause my first thought concerning your dog and rabbit incident was 'what's so wrong about that (apart from potential harm to rabbit) ?',

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Paulgonnabedebtfree

vtmil wrote: »

I must be v. innocent 'cause my first thought concerning your dog and rabbit incident was 'what's so wrong about that (apart from potential harm to rabbit) ?',

Just wait till they start on the !!!!!!s.

Paulgonnabedebtfree

Paulgonnabedebtfree wrote: »

Just wait till they start on the !!!!!!s.

LOL. I don't believe this board censor. 1 across. Another name for cats pu--ie-

System

if and when i have kids...i'm going to have to tone it down.. its embarrassing enough when my housemates complain, if i had kids they'd be traumatised :eek:

Mely

windswept wrote: »

Don't you usually sleep naked then????

We've slept naked for all our married life, I've never even thought of putting nightwear on in the context of what our daughter might see.

The problem of leakage is down to biology I'm afraid, semen only stays thick for maybe half an hour or so, then it turns to clear liquid, nature's way of providing the best "swimmers" .

Our daughter's away on holiday this week and we've had a great time!;)

Weve always slept naked too. But my dh will always wear boxers to go to the loo in the night...just in case! With having all girls (4 of them), ive never covered up in front of them, and they dont bat an eyelid, or register that im naked half the time