Daughter caught us having sex....

Notsosharp

God I remember sex.......not much chance of that happening with an insomniac seven year old daughter in the house!!

freyasmum

hartcjhart wrote: »

dont worry, a bit like riding a bike:eek::eek:

just dont fall off:rotfl::rotfl:

not that I am calling anyone a bike

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sarymclary

Horace wrote: »

You go to the baby shop and buy one - I thought everyone knew that:rolleyes:

Well that's what I told my mum when I dared to ask about babies when I was about 5 so she sat me down and told me the truth and I hadnt heard anything so funny in all my life and then pointed out that she had got it wrong and that you get the babies from the baby shop:rotfl:

Paulgonnabedebtfree wrote: »

Well you often see kids being pushed around in the supermarket shopping trolleys though I've never noticed which shelf they came off. Aren't twins part of a BOGOF deal?

When my youngest asked where babies came from when he was very little, I said we'd got him from the baby shop. He then asked, 'was it from Toys R Us?' to which I replied, 'yes, it could have been... which shelf would you have come from then?', to which he proudly stated 'I came off the Eddie Stobart lorries shelf!' Now whenever we pass a Toys R Us (he's 9 now) he always shouts 'that's where I was born, and mummy and daddy got me off the Eddie Stobart shelf' - even though he knows the truth now. I must admit sometimes he acts like he's definitely missing his trailer, he's that forgetful!

ChIpStIcK

Wow! Life has been busy! Just breezing through with an update;

Me and him are practicing quiet "sausage roll" time, It's given us a new dimension to our love life.
For those not in the know"sausage roll" time means, imagine being wrapped in duvet, you are the meat, duvet is the pastry! Him has to get to meat!
We currently have 4 big cuddlies wedged between head board and wall, so less noise that side! Though Bertie bear seems to have had the stuffing pummelled out of him ???
We also use the gagging technique...........No! not that!
but the one were we willingly use a scarf, school tie etc to stifle our murmurs of enjoyment ( how dare we have sex!).

Generally we just do our thing in the car, yes the same car the children get dropped off in everyday!

Seems dd thinks we have given up on having sex, as she said i had no reason to take the pill as we must be passed it by now !

Wait till her wedding speech says him!..............................

Aurevoir

P.s Love honey do some brilliant silent toys..........

1sue23

Have you not tried the pillows on the bedroom floor trick no knocking headboard, I remember that one in the long and distant past .

jinky67

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

Wow! Life has been busy! Just breezing through with an update;

Me and him are practicing quiet "sausage roll" time, It's given us a new dimension to our love life.
For those not in the know"sausage roll" time means, imagine being wrapped in duvet, you are the meat, duvet is the pastry! Him has to get to meat!
We currently have 4 big cuddlies wedged between head board and wall, so less noise that side! Though Bertie bear seems to have had the stuffing pummelled out of him ???
We also use the gagging technique...........No! not that!
but the one were we willingly use a scarf, school tie etc to stifle our murmurs of enjoyment ( how dare we have sex!).

Generally we just do our thing in the car, yes the same car the children get dropped off in everyday!

Seems dd thinks we have given up on having sex, as she said i had no reason to take the pill as we must be passed it by now !

Wait till her wedding speech says him!..............................

Aurevoir

P.s Love honey do some brilliant silent toys..........

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


I got a lovely present a few weeks ago

it was referred to on this this thread;):j:j:j:j:j

jamespir

aww hope shes calm down i once caught my mum and dad having sex when i was a bout 9 or 10 (they had a phone call) i dont know who was more shocked them or me but i do rember me dad shouting get the f....k out :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

ChIpStIcK

jinky67 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


I got a lovely present a few weeks ago

it was referred to on this this thread;):j:j:j:j:j

I bet you got a "Chupa chup" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Or you watched the Grand slam with Don!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

ChIpStIcK

1sue23 wrote: »

Have you not tried the pillows on the bedroom floor trick no knocking headboard, I remember that one in the long and distant past .

Dogs join in if we do......Not good!

jinky67

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

I bet you got a "Chupa chup" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Or you watched the Grand slam with Don!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

bloody sure I wouldnt be watching the Grand Slam:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::o:o:rotfl::rotfl: