Daughter caught us having sex....

Bargain_Rzl

Oooh, this was a while ago now! I wonder how the OP's getting on...

red_devil

ask her how she thinks she got here! she wouldnt have life without sex would she!

Horace

red_devil wrote: »

ask her how she thinks she got here! she wouldnt have life without sex would she!

You go to the baby shop and buy one - I thought everyone knew that:rolleyes:

Well that's what I told my mum when I dared to ask about babies when I was about 5 so she sat me down and told me the truth and I hadnt heard anything so funny in all my life and then pointed out that she had got it wrong and that you get the babies from the baby shop:rotfl:

DigitalJedi

red_devil wrote: »

ask her how she thinks she got here! she wouldnt have life without sex would she!

In her mind it happened once. Was over in a flash and there was absolutely no enjoyment whatsoever. It was done purely for procreation!

hartcjhart

CHIPSTICK,sorry I cant give any advice,but, just had to say this is the funniest thing I have read for ages,got tears in my eyes,:rotfl::rotfl:

shame about the 'odd' 1or 2 prudes that posted


this should be up for 'thread of the month':T

as not only is it addressing a very common problem BUT also making people laugh in these bad times:j:j

p.s. loved the bit about the budgie on the butt:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Errata

1sue23 wrote: »

My son leaves home next week at long last we have the freedom to do as we please and where we please .Just one problem it has been so long I just cannot remember what to do .

It's a problem isn't it. Can you remember which one gets tied up ? That might get you started.

hartcjhart

dont worry, a bit like riding a bike:eek::eek:

just dont fall off:rotfl::rotfl:

not that I am calling anyone a bike

Paulgonnabedebtfree

Horace wrote: »

You go to the baby shop and buy one - I thought everyone knew that:rolleyes:

Well that's what I told my mum when I dared to ask about babies when I was about 5 so she sat me down and told me the truth and I hadnt heard anything so funny in all my life and then pointed out that she had got it wrong and that you get the babies from the baby shop:rotfl:

Well you often see kids being pushed around in the supermarket shopping trolleys though I've never noticed which shelf they came off. Aren't twins part of a BOGOF deal?

hartcjhart

Paulgonnabedebtfree wrote: »

Well you often see kids being pushed around in the supermarket shopping trolleys though I've never noticed which shelf they came off. Aren't twins part of a BOGOF deal?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

do you also get double points:rotfl::rotfl:

ailuro2

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