Daughter caught us having sex....

hayley11

:rotfl: Just read the last few pages off this thread (I read the thread when the OP first posted though) and can I just say ewwww! Isn't "leakage" one of those taboo things that we never talk about it? :rotfl: I remember on holiday, I told my OH to erm, do it on the outside so I could wear a bikini without worrying! :rotfl: I do love it in films though, they do the deed then just roll over and nobody needs to go clean up, if only!

I remember years ago, my ex and I wanted to spice things up so I said, oh lets use cream but we only had a carton of double cream and that so did not work and then we knocked it over and my bedroom stunk for weeks! :rotfl:

1sue23

My son leaves home next week at long last we have the freedom to do as we please and where we please .Just one problem it has been so long I just cannot remember what to do .

MrsE_2

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

Life is good as kids are at grans so we can actually sleep naked!!! (too hot for night clothes) !!!

Its much cooler tonight, its down to 23 degrees in my house (Surrey).

ChIpStIcK

MrsE wrote: »

Its much cooler tonight, its down to 23 degrees in my house (Surrey).

So are we all around yours tonight? ;);)

Well we all know the normal cure for leakage !!!
:snow_laug:snow_laug:snow_laug closest smiley which resembles the action !!!

1sue23

Never mind the children I have just remembered I lived in a new build wimpy home many years ago ,and the man next door went and complained to the sight manager that he could hear us making love up to 5 times a night ,we were realy puzzled by the nudge nudge comments we were getting off the workmen on the site ,my husband would have been very proud of the reputation he was building up if it were not for the fact that he was working away from home alot then.

jinky67

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

So are we all around yours tonight? ;);)

Well we all know the normal cure for leakage !!!
:snow_laug:snow_laug:snow_laug closest smiley which resembles the action !!!

you dirty dirty biatch:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

1sue23 wrote: »

Never mind the children I have just remembered I lived in a new build wimpy home many years ago ,and the man next door went and complained to the sight manager that he could hear us making love up to 5 times a night ,we were realy puzzled by the nudge nudge comments we were getting off the workmen on the site ,my husband would have been very proud of the reputation he was building up if it were not for the fact that he was working away from home alot then.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

princessamy86

I love this thread! Every time I pop back it's got a little bit more dirty :rotfl:

windswept

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

Life is good as kids are at grans so we can actually sleep naked!!! (too hot for night clothes) !!!

Don't you usually sleep naked then????

We've slept naked for all our married life, I've never even thought of putting nightwear on in the context of what our daughter might see.

The problem of leakage is down to biology I'm afraid, semen only stays thick for maybe half an hour or so, then it turns to clear liquid, nature's way of providing the best "swimmers" .

Our daughter's away on holiday this week and we've had a great time!;)

jinky67

I cannot believe we are talking sperm at this time in the morning:rotfl:

ailuro2

nominated for my all time favourite post.....:D