Daughter caught us having sex....

tiamai_d

BeenieCat wrote: »

I hate the leakage, i always go to the loo til it comes out or i help it along with tissue

I thought everyone did that and then some folk admitted to just lying there and having a superglue moment in the morning trying to get out of bed - yuck!!!

dianetheartist

We took a can of squirty cream to bed once---had lots of fun---but the bedroom smelled like a cheese factory the next morning and when I got in the shower the water ran off me like a ducks back-had to shampoo my hair 4 times to get it out---took ages to get a lather -must remember to use low fat next time!!

BallandChain

BeenieCat wrote: »

I hate the leakage, i always go to the loo til it comes out or i help it along with tissue

lol I must have missed this. It's so true!

tiamai_d wrote: »

I thought everyone did that and then some folk admitted to just lying there and having a superglue moment in the morning trying to get out of bed - yuck!!!

*Gag

dianetheartist wrote: »

We took a can of squirty cream to bed once---had lots of fun---but the bedroom smelled like a cheese factory the next morning and when I got in the shower the water ran off me like a ducks back-had to shampoo my hair 4 times to get it out---took ages to get a lather -must remember to use low fat next time!!

What was smelling of cheese and low fat..... what? :eek:

*Louise*

Ahhh teenagers...God's punishment for having sex....;)

Kaz2904

Our DD (7) caught us late on Friday night. She wandered into our bedroom and stood next to me and said "Mummy, could you please tell Daddy to stop panting like a dog!"
I don't think she has any idea what we were doing but it spoilt the moment because I was 1: mortified, 2: P'ing myself with laughter at the image of DH panting like a dog!

Ivrytwr3

dianetheartist wrote: »

We took a can of squirty cream to bed once---had lots of fun---but the bedroom smelled like a cheese factory the next morning and when I got in the shower the water ran off me like a ducks back-had to shampoo my hair 4 times to get it out---took ages to get a lather -must remember to use low fat next time!!

My bedroom smells like that on a morning without the squirty cream!!!!

Heath84

tiamai_d wrote: »

I thought everyone did that and then some folk admitted to just lying there and having a superglue moment in the morning trying to get out of bed - yuck!!!

Eww! Thats a bit minging!

Heath84

Kaz2904 wrote: »

Our DD (7) caught us late on Friday night. She wandered into our bedroom and stood next to me and said "Mummy, could you please tell Daddy to stop panting like a dog!"
I don't think she has any idea what we were doing but it spoilt the moment because I was 1: mortified, 2: P'ing myself with laughter at the image of DH panting like a dog!

Lets hope she doesnt remember that moment when she gets to the age where she understands completely what you were doing!

ChIpStIcK

Life is good as kids are at grans so we can actually sleep naked!!! (too hot for night clothes) !!!

ChIpStIcK

BeenieCat wrote: »

I hate the leakage, i always go to the loo til it comes out or i help it along with tissue

Ewwwwww

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