Daughter caught us having sex....

chopperharris

inspector_monkfish wrote: »

mmmmmm....

funny i was just thinking !!!!!! cocktail combined with the colonels old advert...

carefullycautious

I think Im going to throw up_pale_

hutch71

oh dont know wot to say!!! can you not tell her you were playing horses or something.. oh would hate to think of my parents at it... good luck xx

inspector_monkfish

where is everyone?
are you all [EMAIL="sh@gged"]sh@gged[/EMAIL] out ???

angie_baby

inspector_monkfish wrote: »

where is everyone?
are you all sh@gged out ???

god, i wish :rotfl:

mumofthreemonkies83

hutch71 wrote: »

oh dont know wot to say!!! can you not tell her you were playing horses or something.. oh would hate to think of my parents at it... good luck xx

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Thats the best thing ive read in years! Were talking a teenager here, not a toddler!
Oh my poor eyes, ill have nightmares now about adults playing giddyup :rotfl:

Excellent thread though,

OP I could have written this post myself, I have an 11 year old who insists on shouting from her bedroom that were too noisy and disrepectful even though were nigh on silent when the kids are in.
To be fair though i we're just chatting in bed shes whinging that were making too much noise etc etc :rolleyes:
Honestly it is just an attention/drama thing, do your best to keep the noise down but ignore the strops

Weve taken to umm alternative hours for "us" time like when theyre in school or early hours of the morning (no chance of her being awake whatsoever:D) so now we just have to listen to the moaning cos apparently hubbys voice is so deep it sounds like hes shouting.Doesnt bother her sister in the same room though or the babies in ours :rolleyes:

Kids eh?

mumof4 xx

windswept

hutch71 wrote: »

oh dont know wot to say!!! can you not tell her you were playing horses or something.. oh would hate to think of my parents at it... good luck xx

Playing "horses" would be infinitely worse!

Mum or Dad with a bridle and mouth bit on , with a butt plug in complete with tail!!!:eek:

Google pony play and you will understand.;) God I wish I hadn't! There are some VERY strange people out there!!! And it's not just ponies they like to play as either!!!!! I'm glad I've had my lunch._pale_

jinky67

windswept wrote: »

Playing "horses" would be infinitely worse!

Mum or Dad with a bridle and mouth bit on , with a butt plug in complete with tail!!!:eek:

Google pony play and you will understand.;) God I wish I hadn't! There are some VERY strange people out there!!! And it's not just ponies they like to play as either!!!!! I'm glad I've had my lunch._pale_

you obviously dont watch Sexcetera then?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

There are some VERY weird people out there:D

Paulgonnabedebtfree

windswept wrote: »

Playing "horses" would be infinitely worse!

Mum or Dad with a bridle and mouth bit on , with a butt plug in complete with tail!!!:eek:

Google pony play and you will understand.;) God I wish I hadn't! There are some VERY strange people out there!!! And it's not just ponies they like to play as either!!!!! I'm glad I've had my lunch._pale_

It puts a whole new slant on being hung like a horse.

chiefgoobster

jinky67 wrote: »

you obviously dont watch Sexcetera then?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

There are some VERY weird people out there:D

Sexcetera is way way ahead of Eurotrash and those progs that had a red triangle in the corner !