Daughter caught us having sex....

jinky67

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

should your name be betty flipflop?

me and him used to experiment when we met, i think i scared the hell outta him with some of my suggestions, the first man i ever met that was willing to 100% explore it all

:j:j:j:j:j:j:j:j:j

moiramber

Bettyboop wrote: »

Your welcome... after number 2 not only did mine shrink in SIZE but they sadly look like flip flops... : (

I think i find it so funny because I can relate to it. Mine are currently still in use but everytime thier empty i look down and think - :eek: i hope the're not going to stay like that when i stop using them! Tell me they bounce back up again after? Lol

MrsTinks

jinky67 wrote: »

ice cubes are fun though;)

Round icecubes... or let the square ones melt till the corners are gone... do NOT ask how I know this :rotfl:

jackieb

MrsTine wrote: »

Round icecubes... or let the square ones melt till the corners are gone... do NOT ask how I know this :rotfl:

What about using those plastic re-usable ones?

I'm kidding btw! :eek: :rotfl:

Bargain_Rzl

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

I caught Oh eating salt n vinegar crisps as i went to wash after naughties, i was shocked as he hadn't washed his mitts!
He doesn't see the issue:eek::eek::eek::eek:

It's when he eats salt and vinegar crisps BEFORE putting his fingers, er, elsewhere that you need to worry :eek: _pale_

freyasmum

scotsgirl wrote: »

althought - it is a very entertaining party prop and I have now witnessed several men attempting pole dancing. One did come a cropper - decided he wanted to try to spin with his legs apart, one either side, but was worried about hurting his nads. So, his equally drunk G/F held a pillow round the pole.....Yup, he jumped too high, smashed his bits off the pole, and managed to kick her on both ears in the process. Comedy sketch moment!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

This thread is priceless!!

jinky67

jackieb wrote: »

What about using those plastic re-usable ones?

I'm kidding btw! :eek: :rotfl:

Hey!!!!!

thats a bloody good idea:T:T:T:T:T

Very MSE dont you think?;):D

Bettyboop

moiramber wrote: »

I think i find it so funny because I can relate to it. Mine are currently still in use but everytime thier empty i look down and think - :eek: i hope the're not going to stay like that when i stop using them! Tell me they bounce back up again after? Lol

Sorry they don't . Well that's been the case for me... and everytime I look at them I see flip flops : (. If I were to win the lottery I may consider an enlargement

Bettyboop

Bargain_Rzl wrote: »

It's when he eats salt and vinegar crisps BEFORE putting his fingers, er, elsewhere that you need to worry :eek: _pale_

I used to work for a very OPEN manager and no detail was ever left untold. They ate Nando's before doing it and of course he ate his extra hot. Needless to say her bits were on fire and they had to phone the ambulance as it was that bad. Point taken - it's very important to wash your hands before and after...:p

gingin_2

This thread has got me paranoid. My (innocent in my eyes) 9 year old came down this morning and said he couldn't sleep last night and heard us having "fun". So asked if he meant Mummy laughing and he said no "fun", but that it was fine. Really don't know what to make of it. Eek.