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Daughter caught us having sex....

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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    depends what for though?
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ChIpStIcK
    ChIpStIcK Posts: 86 Forumite
    heheheh

    Boobies = Puppies

    womans act on man= tixylix

    mans act on woman = going for a burger

    wrong hole = shut that door

    internal muscle gripping = sausage grabbin

    theres more, but im gonna get pprd if i go on.
    We all deserve the SAME respect regardless of however many posts you have to your name :o
  • Bettyboop
    Bettyboop Posts: 1,343 Forumite
    ChIpStIcK wrote: »
    heheheh

    Boobies = Puppies

    womans act on man= tixylix

    mans act on woman = going for a burger

    wrong hole = shut that door

    internal muscle gripping = sausage grabbin

    theres more, but im gonna get pprd if i go on.

    and I thought boobies after having kids were called flip flops....:rotfl:


    For God knew in His great wisdom

    That he couldn't be everywhere,
    So he put His little Children
    In a loving mother's care.
  • Bettyboop
    Bettyboop Posts: 1,343 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    depends what for though?

    We are talking about acts in the bedroom....:rotfl: Chipstick has some very different views/terms that I had never heard of...:rotfl:


    For God knew in His great wisdom

    That he couldn't be everywhere,
    So he put His little Children
    In a loving mother's care.
  • richardw
    richardw Posts: 19,468 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts
    Bettyboop wrote: »
    I must have missed that post...but what is mars bar party?

    In scotland they may deep fry them.
    Posts are not advice and must not be relied upon.
  • ChIpStIcK
    ChIpStIcK Posts: 86 Forumite
    me and him have many words and we do role play, but he uses weird accents and i get scared so we stopped that, especially when he mimicked trevor from eastenders, i lost the desire!
    We all deserve the SAME respect regardless of however many posts you have to your name :o
  • Bettyboop
    Bettyboop Posts: 1,343 Forumite
    richardw wrote: »
    In scotland they may deep fry them.

    Okay besides trying a deep fried mars bar...YUCK it still doesn't explain what it is..


    For God knew in His great wisdom

    That he couldn't be everywhere,
    So he put His little Children
    In a loving mother's care.
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ChIpStIcK wrote: »
    me and him have many words and we do role play, but he uses weird accents and i get scared so we stopped that, especially when he mimicked trevor from eastenders, i lost the desire!
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    and i thought we were strange:p:p:p
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    DKLS wrote: »
    Google Marriane Faithfull and urban legends, thats where it all started.
    try this:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ChIpStIcK
    ChIpStIcK Posts: 86 Forumite
    mars melt fast, u will end up very sticky and gooey not worth the effort
    We all deserve the SAME respect regardless of however many posts you have to your name :o
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