Daughter caught us having sex....

jinky67

Stephb1986 wrote: »

This should be made into a sex education book! by reading this thread I have found out loads of stuff!!

Like.....Kitkat shuffle, mars bar party and love puffs!!

And i'm 22!!

Steph xx

You are faaaaaaaaar to young to be reading this....step away:p:p:p:p

ChIpStIcK

windswept wrote: »

My lady bits don't do that! and I love "very thrusty sex" - there is no such thing as too rough in my book.;) Although I am a bit tender today.:o

You must be doing it wrong.:rotfl:

You know it's been good when baby wipes just aren't "enough" and only a bath will do.:p

I caught Oh eating salt n vinegar crisps as i went to wash after naughties, i was shocked as he hadn't washed his mitts!
He doesn't see the issue:eek::eek::eek::eek:
we always whisper fantasies and stuff as we do the deed, and he mentioned Gary linekars boysh face in the throes of passion????????:eek::eek::eek::eek:
he was thinking of a funny sketch of the fast show, but didn't get his thoughts out right and had me stopping wondering what gary was after........mad ramblings, it makes sense really.

jackieb

Stephb1986 wrote: »

This should be made into a sex education book! by reading this thread I have found out loads of stuff!!

Like.....Kitkat shuffle, mars bar party and love puffs!!

And i'm 22!!

Steph xx

Hey, i'm 41 and it's been an education for me too! :rotfl:

jackieb

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

I caught Oh eating salt n vinegar crisps as i went to wash after naughties, i was shocked as he hadn't washed his mitts!
He doesn't see the issue:eek::eek::eek::eek:
we always whisper fantasies and stuff as we do the deed, and he mentioned Gary linekars boysh face in the throes of passion????????:eek::eek::eek::eek:
he was thinking of a funny sketch of the fast show, but didn't get his thoughts out right and had me stopping wondering what gary was after........mad ramblings, it makes sense really.

Please, never stop posting!:rotfl: :T

ChIpStIcK

If you saw my actual normal posts you would be shocked.

I have had to disguise my posting style so my mse mateys don't realise how depraved am i.

Stephb1986_2

LOL too late for that it's had me crying with laughter with all the stories!

This has to be the best thread ever on MSE!

Steph xx

jinky67

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

I caught Oh eating salt n vinegar crisps as i went to wash after naughties, i was shocked as he hadn't washed his mitts!
He doesn't see the issue:eek::eek::eek::eek:
we always whisper fantasies and stuff as we do the deed, and he mentioned Gary linekars boysh face in the throes of passion????????:eek::eek::eek::eek:
he was thinking of a funny sketch of the fast show, but didn't get his thoughts out right and had me stopping wondering what gary was after........mad ramblings, it makes sense really.

would it be bad to say i dont see the issue either?:o

Gary Linekar?:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: enough to put anyone off their stride

but then the stuff we say/do would be :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: to anyone else:D

an no I am not spilling, ever:p

jinky67

Stephb1986 wrote: »

LOL too late for that it's had me crying with laughter with all the stories!

This has to be the best thread ever on MSE!

Steph xx

there have been a few corkers

I will try to find them for you:T

Stephb1986_2

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

I caught Oh eating salt n vinegar crisps as i went to wash after naughties, i was shocked as he hadn't washed his mitts!
He doesn't see the issue:eek::eek::eek::eek:

EEEEEE :silenced::silenced:

jackieb

Stephb1986 wrote: »

EEEEEE :silenced::silenced:

It wasn't that that tickled me, it was when he mentioned Gary Linekar. :eek::rotfl:

You sure t wasn't Salt n Linekar crisps he was eating?