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Daughter caught us having sex....

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  • xxlaurissaxx
    xxlaurissaxx Posts: 2,253 Forumite
    So how many subjects have been covered in this thread????

    I've lost count :rotfl:
    0/2013
    :beer:
  • windswept
    windswept Posts: 1,412 Forumite
    ChIpStIcK wrote: »
    And i know this is TMI but here goes...................... If it was very thrusty type sex, you make rude noises for quite a while after from your lady bits! try explaining that in sainsburys!

    My lady bits don't do that! and I love "very thrusty sex" - there is no such thing as too rough in my book.;) Although I am a bit tender today.:o

    You must be doing it wrong.:rotfl:

    You know it's been good when baby wipes just aren't "enough" and only a bath will do.:p
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    windswept wrote: »
    My lady bits don't do that! and I love "very thrusty sex" - there is no such thing as too rough in my book.;) Although I am a bit tender today.:o

    You must be doing it wrong.:rotfl:

    You know it's been good when baby wipes just aren't "enough" and only a bath will do.:p
    you have to remember though we are all different;) so some people will make *noises*

    i like rough too:A

    and as for the last part.....:silenced::silenced::silenced::silenced::silenced::silenced:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • richardw
    richardw Posts: 19,459 Forumite
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    jackieb wrote: »
    Aww, that's so much better than fanny farts! :o

    Gosh, somebody said it.
    Posts are not advice and must not be relied upon.
  • jackieb
    jackieb Posts: 27,605 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    richardw wrote: »
    Gosh, somebody said it.

    Isn't that what they're called? :confused::o:rotfl:
  • richardw
    richardw Posts: 19,459 Forumite
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    Yeah, but Love puffs/burps, sounds a bit better.
    Posts are not advice and must not be relied upon.
  • jackieb
    jackieb Posts: 27,605 Forumite
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    richardw wrote: »
    Yeah, but Love puffs/burps, sounds a bit better.


    It does and i'm going to use it from now on. :D I'd never heard of it called love puffs before.

    Just realised - you're a man. :eek::o
  • moiramber
    moiramber Posts: 186 Forumite
    I think they should make this thread into a sex education book! :T:rotfl:
    ♥ Mummy to a gorgeous little boy born 11/01/09 ♥
  • Quackers
    Quackers Posts: 10,157 Forumite
    Daily dose of laughter accomplished :)

    Thank you :)
    Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold...But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow...
  • Stephb1986_2
    Stephb1986_2 Posts: 6,279 Forumite
    This should be made into a sex education book! by reading this thread I have found out loads of stuff!!

    Like.....Kitkat shuffle, mars bar party and love puffs!!

    And i'm 22!!

    Steph xx
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