Daughter caught us having sex....

Ellidee

jackieb wrote: »

Aww, that's so much better than fanny farts!

:T :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

scotsgirl_3

Summer-Caitlin wrote: »

Oh I so want that pole, I looked into it at Christmas but I don't think it would be that sturdy, I mean come on I want to be able to swing round it, a bit worried I would end up on the floor if I tried that! Anyone actually got one of them?

I have an X-pole and it is EXTREMELY sturdy - it takes my husbands weight (well, i'm not going to test that he's put it up right!);)

ChIpStIcK

You got your hubby to pole dance? Did he not damage his nads? Did he get burns?
I must get mine to do a show for me! Did you throw pennies at him?

scotsgirl_3

Fraid not - just got him to swing round it a few times to check it was solid!

althought - it is a very entertaining party prop and I have now witnessed several men attempting pole dancing. One did come a cropper - decided he wanted to try to spin with his legs apart, one either side, but was worried about hurting his nads. So, his equally drunk G/F held a pillow round the pole.....Yup, he jumped too high, smashed his bits off the pole, and managed to kick her on both ears in the process. Comedy sketch moment!!!

Men near a pole generally start behaving like monkeys trying to climb a tree - hands and feet!

Ivrytwr3

Men near a pole generally start behaving like monkeys trying to climb a tree - hands and feet!

So you don't use your hands or feet to climb? What do you use? Now there's a trick i'd like to see!!!

jinky67

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

You got your hubby to pole dance? Did he not damage his nads? Did he get burns?
I must get mine to do a show for me! Did you throw pennies at him?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

scotsgirl_3

Yes, but men literally clamber up one side of it as if its a tree!! Soles of feet against the pole, bum out, and clamber.... if it can stand up to that it can stand up to anything!!!!

ChIpStIcK

Ivrytwr3 wrote: »

So you don't use your hands or feet to climb? What do you use? Now there's a trick i'd like to see!!!

Me thinks this is where that tube o lube from Sugar spuns post comes in handy.

Heath84

Haha i am loving this thread!! I guess in one way I should be glad my parents got divorced when I was 10 so I never heard them!

(and Taye, im so glad you and 'Dave' are happy!)

inspector_monkfish

can't believe this thread is still going !!
love it !!