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Daughter caught us having sex....

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  • desdemona01
    desdemona01 Posts: 127 Forumite
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    You might has well have said Santa isn't real. :([/QUOTE]

    :eek:What do you mean Santa isn't real!:eek:
  • Taye
    Taye Posts: 473 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    I didnt mean to get you in the mood, I imagined that when you were up there doing it you werent *there* if you see what i mean?:confused:
    i know i would have to have my mind faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away when doing it. Use that when you and Dave are getting close, so you dont think about what is about to happen and freak out;)

    I think i get you :rolleyes: maybe.

    Doens't that kind defeat the object of getting close? if your not "there"??
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Taye wrote: »
    I think i get you :rolleyes: maybe.

    Doens't that kind defeat the object of getting close? if your not "there"??
    just until the intitial contact, till the lips lock:D
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  • shop-to-drop
    shop-to-drop Posts: 4,340 Forumite
    My eldest of three is just reaching teenage and one thing I have learnt from this thread is to make sure we firmly shut our bedroom door at night for both ours and their sakes.
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  • SugarSpun
    SugarSpun Posts: 8,559 Forumite
    shop-to-drop wrote: »
    My eldest of three is just reaching teenage and one thing I have learnt from this thread is to make sure we firmly shut our bedroom door at night for both ours and their sakes.

    As a former teenage owner of active parents, I would like to request that you also keep it off the living room floor. And remember, when experimenting all over the house, that sex has a smell. When you're finished, a courtesy spray of Febreeze will prevent your children paying for therapy as adults.
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  • Ivrytwr3
    Ivrytwr3 Posts: 6,304 Forumite
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    SugarSpun wrote: »
    As a former teenage owner of active parents, I would like to request that you also keep it off the living room floor. And remember, when experimenting all over the house, that sex has a smell. When you're finished, a courtesy spray of Febreeze will prevent your children paying for therapy as adults.

    And how do you know, as a teenager, what sex smells like??!! Dirty little girl!!

    PS Fair point though!!!
  • SugarSpun
    SugarSpun Posts: 8,559 Forumite
    I was 18 when I caught my parents at it, and am turning 30 on Friday.

    Since I'm also about to drop an infant, it would be quite alarming if that particular smell was unfamiliar ;)
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  • Ellidee
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    When love congeals, it soon reveals, the faint aroma of performing seals ! :p
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Ellidee wrote: »
    When love congeals, it soon reveals, the faint aroma of performing seals ! :p
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    i am shocked at you El:D:naughty:naughty:
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  • Ellidee
    Ellidee Posts: 6,216 Forumite
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    jinky67 wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    i am shocked at you El:D:naughty:naughty:

    Ha ha - you know what Snags says - it's always the quiet ones ! ;)
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