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Daughter caught us having sex....
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I hate having to go straight out after sex, I'm sure people can smell the fact i've had sex, it's not just my walk thats the giveaway.
Me too. I think the worst ever was shortly after we found out I was pregnant. We did some energetic celebration and then there was some bleeding. I went to my GYN who saw me as an emergency, and he pulled out the internal ultrasound scanner, also known as Dildo-Cam. He covered it in a condom and pulled out a tube'o'lube. My beloved husband, who has no concept of !!!!!!, commented that the lube probably wasn't necessary.
I thought I was going to die on the spot.Organised Birthdays and Christmas: Spend So Far: £193.75; Saved from RRP £963.76
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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Me too. I think the worst ever was shortly after we found out I was pregnant. We did some energetic celebration and then there was some bleeding. I went to my GYN who saw me as an emergency, and he pulled out the internal ultrasound scanner, also known as Dildo-Cam. He covered it in a condom and pulled out a tube'o'lube. My beloved husband, who has no concept of !!!!!!, commented that the lube probably wasn't necessary.
I thought I was going to die on the spot.:heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls0 -
Still do when kids aint around!
Dd was doing dishes oh dragged me on his lap and i gave him a noogie ( head rub with knuckles) he screamed he was gonna give me a wet willy ( wet finger in ear) and dd stormed off again............ think we better walk the dog.
Lol, im sorry but that is the funniest thing ive ever heard.0 -
How the hell does a whole tube of lube go up there unnoticed?0
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BallandChain wrote: »How the hell does a whole tube of lube go up there unnoticed?
Oh stop it now, lol, now I cant stop laughing.
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Did you slap him?:T:T:T:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Me too. I think the worst ever was shortly after we found out I was pregnant. We did some energetic celebration and then there was some bleeding. I went to my GYN who saw me as an emergency, and he pulled out the internal ultrasound scanner, also known as Dildo-Cam. He covered it in a condom and pulled out a tube'o'lube. My beloved husband, who has no concept of !!!!!!, commented that the lube probably wasn't necessary.
I thought I was going to die on the spot.We all deserve the SAME respect regardless of however many posts you have to your name
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This is definately getting funnier and funnier by every page :rotfl: :rotfl:0/2013
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No. I glared him into submission.Organised Birthdays and Christmas: Spend So Far: £193.75; Saved from RRP £963.76
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Love puffs!!!!
I had to ring Oh at work and ask him what that noise My lady bits make is called!We all deserve the SAME respect regardless of however many posts you have to your name0
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