Daughter caught us having sex....

Bettyboop

gingin wrote: »

This thread has got me paranoid. My (innocent in my eyes) 9 year old came down this morning and said he couldn't sleep last night and heard us having "fun". So asked if he meant Mummy laughing and he said no "fun", but that it was fine. Really don't know what to make of it. Eek.

Send him to bed with ear plugs next time :rotfl:

jimsmum

Bettyboop wrote: »

I used to work for a very OPEN manager and no detail was ever left untold. They ate Nando's before doing it and of course he ate his extra hot. Needless to say her bits were on fire and they had to phone the ambulance as it was that bad. Point taken - it's very important to wash your hands before and after...:p

Yes, this happened to my friend whose husband was south african and loved hot chillies :eek: I got a call asking if i had any ice cubes. she wouldn't tell me why but in work a few days after she told me what had happened. :rotfl::rotfl:

SugarSpun

jimsmum wrote: »

Yes, this happened to my friend whose husband was south african and loved hot chillies :eek: I got a call asking if i had any ice cubes. she wouldn't tell me why but in work a few days after she told me what had happened. :rotfl::rotfl:

Milk's a better option if this happens to anyone else - the enzyme that causes the burning is soluble in fat so milk will take the burning away.

Leave it a while and then wash it off very thoroughly - the stench of sour milk from your nethers will put off all but the most ardent of lovers.

jimsmum

SugarSpun wrote: »

Milk's a better option if this happens to anyone else - the enzyme that causes the burning is soluble in fat so milk will take the burning away.

Leave it a while and then wash it off very thoroughly - the stench of sour milk from your nethers will put off all but the most ardent of lovers.

and are these words from experience

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ivrytwr3

SugarSpun wrote: »

Milk's a better option if this happens to anyone else - the enzyme that causes the burning is soluble in fat so milk will take the burning away.

Leave it a while and then wash it off very thoroughly - the stench of sour milk from your nethers will put off all but the most ardent of lovers.

Sounds like your speaking from experience there!! Mind you i think i'd let her burn for a while rather than the smell alternative
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SugarSpun

No direct experience of fiery nethers or or stinky sour-milk ones.

I work in a hospital

chopperharris

best topic and posters in a while.

!!!!!! if your still at the pumping with a teenager then your not dead , if both of you are doing everything that keeps the spice in your life then good for you.

She may just be peeved that your not using rechargeable batteries and killing the enviroment , or that grans prudish influence has been quite a brainwashing....perhaps your daughter might think of the convent given the mental damage she now has as baggage.

Seriously dont bother about it , she obviously is young and wont realise the difference between a loving relationship and sex for a long time.

Kids so often become living contraceptives , parents end up like siblings or room mates without a good sex life , or worse still seek a new partner breaking up the home.She will come round eventually , and now would be the right time to have a good talk about getting your rocks off v procreation v recreation and where love fits in or doesnt.

lastly if youve been at the hardware store already , next to the gimpo mask , up from the rabbit theres usually gag ball to help with the noise.

inspector_monkfish

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

I caught Oh eating salt n vinegar crisps as i went to wash after naughties, i was shocked as he hadn't washed his mitts!
He doesn't see the issue:eek::eek::eek::eek:
we always whisper fantasies and stuff as we do the deed, and he mentioned Gary linekars boysh face in the throes of passion????????:eek::eek::eek::eek:
he was thinking of a funny sketch of the fast show, but didn't get his thoughts out right and had me stopping wondering what gary was after........mad ramblings, it makes sense really.

maybe he was thinking Danielle Bux was there with Gary too...;)

inspector_monkfish

Bargain_Rzl wrote: »

It's when he eats salt and vinegar crisps BEFORE putting his fingers, er, elsewhere that you need to worry :eek: _pale_

mmmmmm....

inspector_monkfish

by the way
hows things with the daughter now?

have you shown her this thread yet ?? :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: