Daughter caught us having sex....

freyasmum

my_gorgeous_ellie-belle wrote: »

Mega:eek: :eek: :eek:- i think that has to be my biggest fear. You can catch me at it and yes i'd be embarrassed but hey it's life - if the in-laws ever find the box of 'toys' and i'd probably never leave my house again through sheer embarrassment, lol!

Each time we have moved house the box has travelled within about 3 other boxes all taped up (and all batteries removed in case anything randomly comes alive - lol, that sounds so wrong but you know what i mean:D) and stays with me at every point of the move. I'm sure i look far more suspicious with not letting the box out of my sight but seriously i'm terrified of someone finding it - haha! OH finds my paranoia hillarious .:rotfl:

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Oh my god - more tears down my face reading the new replies :rotfl:

jackieb

my_gorgeous_ellie-belle wrote: »

Mega:eek: :eek: :eek:- i think that has to be my biggest fear. You can catch me at it and yes i'd be embarrassed but hey it's life - if the in-laws ever find the box of 'toys' and i'd probably never leave my house again through sheer embarrassment, lol!

Each time we have moved house the box has travelled within about 3 other boxes all taped up (and all batteries removed in case anything randomly comes alive - lol, that sounds so wrong but you know what i mean:D) and stays with me at every point of the move. I'm sure i look far more suspicious with not letting the box out of my sight but seriously i'm terrified of someone finding it - haha! OH finds my paranoia hillarious .:rotfl:

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere about someone who was moving house. When the lady of the house went to check over the empty house before locking the door for the last time, she went into her bedroom and where the bed used to be was her rabbit, standing up in the middle of the floor. The removal men had found it lying under the bed when they'd shifted it. The shame. :eek:

Bargain_Rzl

jackieb wrote: »

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere...

Yes, it was earlier in this thread :rotfl:

jackieb

Bargain_Rzl wrote: »

Yes, it was earlier in this thread :rotfl:

Memory like a hen...:rolleyes::o:rotfl:

piglet74

ohh this whole thread was so funny! i started reading it yesterday, and just got finished now....i almost PMSL on a few occasions....:rotfl:i also had a number of flashbacks to all the times my DD almost caught us.....and how many times we had to slow down....or just stop....hurry up ...or just stop stop.....be quiet.....or just stop....so we would not get caught...

quite a few years ago my then BF (now hubby) had sex in our car not far from where my parents live.....and a while after we were done, we called into see my mum...who had visitors that day....of course nature (and indeed gravity) had taken its course...and my mum pulled me to the side and said "you have taken your period and its leaked through your jeans"....i just had to agree with her.....didnt have the heart to tell her it was in fact my BFs love juice! :rotfl::eek:

jinky67

piglet74 wrote: »

quite a few years ago my then BF (now hubby) had sex in our car not far from where my parents live.....and a while after we were done, we called into see my mum...who had visitors that day....of course nature (and indeed gravity) had taken its course...and my mum pulled me to the side and said "you have taken your period and its leaked through your jeans"....i just had to agree with her.....didnt have the heart to tell her it was in fact my BFs love juice! :rotfl::eek:

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jackieb

Bargain_Rzl wrote: »

Yes, it was earlier in this thread :rotfl:

Definitely a memory like a hen. I was re-reading this thread (and thanks again to the OP for starting it ) and saw said post. It was me that posted it http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showpost.html?p=22202507&postcount=426in the first place.


Off topic, but I forgot how to drive my car the other week. Had to phone dh to come and get me as I thought the gearbox had gone. Turned out I was braking with my left foot, thinking it was a clutch, while trying to accelarate (it's an automatic). Only had the car 5 years.

Paulgonnabedebtfree

jackieb wrote: »

Definitely a memory like a hen. I was re-reading this thread (and thanks again to the OP for starting it ) and saw said post. It was me that posted it http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showpost.html?p=22202507&postcount=426in the first place.


Off topic, but I forgot how to drive my car the other week. Had to phone dh to come and get me as I thought the gearbox had gone. Turned out I was braking with my left foot, thinking it was a clutch, while trying to accelarate (it's an automatic). Only had the car 5 years.

No problem with that. Just keep away from where I live .
I did something similar some years back. I normally drive manual but had the use of an automatic for a while. Forgetfully, I went to depress the clutch pedal ready to change down before a bend. The brake pedal tends to be wider in an automatic and I succeeded in pressing it down by catching the edge of it. Result: one emergency stop that astonished me so I don't know what the driver behind thought. No crash luckily but could have been nasty.
So you're not the only one.
I've also managed to flash headlamps while attempting to squirt the windscreen. Japanese cars tend to have those controls different to other cars and I got in a muddle.

SPANIEL36

littlemissmoney wrote: »

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to google it...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kit+kat+shuffle

cant believe you actualk googled this and it was on there!!! i'm off sick from work today so have plenty time to read this thread and its cheering me up no end!!!

philnicandamy

Hmm moved to a bungalow last year & all the neighbours are over 70 (me & my OH are early 30's but in a bungalow due to me having various probs after a very nasty car accident) so imagine her horror when the headboard banged on the wall that backs onto our neighbours bedroom...EEK!

best 89p I EVER spent in B&Q pipe lagging on the headboard legs! worked a treat for even the most vigarous days!!



although.....my OH's just over 14wks preg now with our 1st child so i'll rember the good old days with a tear in my eye (oops)...i'll print all this off to show our future son/daughter! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: