Daughter caught us having sex....

Lotus-eater

My OH was cleaning some toys in the ensuite bathroom and left them out to dry, my family came round and my sister used the ensuite for some reason.
Bit of a shocked look on her face when she came downstairs!

Wouldn't have been quite so bad had it been a std vibrator, unfortunately it was some of the larger toys in the collection

Dave101t

wow, what a over-reaction. if id walked in on my mum id probably say 'oops sorry'.
still, women are not like us men....

fawd1

Luckily I'm not like the op's daughter as my mum has been helping my dh and I unpack our house and casually said yesterday "this book on sexual positions you have- I've noticed it hasn't been unpacked yet so can I assume you don't want it? And if so can I take it?" I told her she was more than welcome to it and then she said "on second thoughts you seem to need to be quite flexible. I'm not sure your dad and I are up to it anymore." Taking into account my mother and father are both in their mid sixties, I was somewhat shocked, but amused. Mind you, if she'd asked me when I was 14 I might have cried. Especially as I was nowhere near having sex myself then!

Hardup_Hester

My DD would have been horrified if she'd walked in on me & hubby having sex, but now she is very broad minded, so much so that after an Ann Summers party she handed me a bag saying 'Here's the c0ck ring you ordered' The only problem was it was Boxing Day & my DS had brought his new GF over for the day & it was the first she'd met me, oh well, baptism of fire I suppose, she & DS are still together.

Melonade

Sunshine12 wrote: »

Must be best thread ever!! I got up one night when I was about 10 as heard noises coming from living room. Walked in to find my naked mother straddling my naked father on the sofa. I screamed and burst into tears. My mum got such a fright she jumped up (or off I should say) and did a belly flop onto the beanbag which was on the living room floor. The beanbag exploded and I ran back to my room in a right state. My mother was still sheepishly hoovering up the beans in the morning when i ventured down for breakfast! My dad never mentioned it again. Can laugh about it now but remember being very traumatised at the time. This thread has to be the best ever.

If I could thank you twice I certainly would :T Flippin eck I haven't laughed so much in ages, my stomache is really sore now.

Thanks everyone, this thread is a classic :j

daska

I love this thread, it's reminded me of an occasion a few years ago. My mum had gone up to town for the day and my dad had also gone out and I hadn't heard him return, it was a hospital check-up so I hadn't thought much of him being such a long time. I wanted to borrow something of my mothers and walked into their room to find that my dad was not only home but, by the look of the straps and chains, obviously trying out a bit of bondage. I think I was still in shock when he came downstairs about 15 minutes later for a cup of tea. He was 71 at the time ;D

bugbabe1970

Im only on page 14 and got to go to work now!!

Really enjoyed the thread!

Loved the "do it for Scotland" post

Will continue reading later x x

Taffyscot

hi all,

My son of 3 came into the bedroom, many moons ago, and caught us in the act. He was sleeping and it was the middle of the afternoon. We did not see or hear him but he climbed up on my ex's back slapped his bare bum and shouted out "ride em cowboy woo hoo yippee yahay". We still tease him about it and he is now 36.

taffy

jinky67

Taffyscot wrote: »

hi all,

My son of 3 came into the bedroom, many moons ago, and caught us in the act. He was sleeping and it was the middle of the afternoon. We did not see or hear him but he climbed up on my ex's back slapped his bare bum and shouted out "ride em cowboy woo hoo yippee yahay". We still tease him about it and he is now 36.

taffy

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

b4be

have to tell you this one , my hubby to be ,stayed over at his grandparents while working in england and still looking for a house , he heard them "at it" they are in their eighties , said he felt traumatised lol, i couldnt stop laughing , he said there were more ooohhh's and aghhh's from pain than pleasure , then next day his nan asked him with help to turn the matress , making the best of having him their as they cant turn it themselves , when oh noticed a pillow down behind the headboard , he went to lift it when his nan said" no leave it there,thats to stop the wallpaper coming off " , told her he didnt want to know ,id love to have seen his face, needless to say we take the !!!! out of him often , were in our 30's and have a very varied sex life ,

we should be doing it in our eighties but them in his words "that just wrong":rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: it was so funny