Daughter caught us having sex....

ailuro2

Isabelle wrote: »

Ayway, what has this all to do with money saving?

Nuptials are free, but keeping adult children at home isn't.

Get caught in the act by the teens and they'll move out first chance they get - so it becomes moneysaving for you.:p

janiebaby29

ailuro2 wrote: »

Nuptials are free, but keeping adult children at home isn't.

Get caught in the act by the teens and they'll move out first chance they get - so it becomes moneysaving for you.:p

:rotfl::D Thats so true !!! evil , are'nt we

Savvy_Sue

ailuro2 wrote: »

Nuptials are free, but keeping adult children at home isn't.

I had to look up nuptials, because I've always understood it to mean weddings, which are rarely free or even cheap! Sure enough, it's only used in the 'getting it together' sense when referring to animals.

ailuro2 wrote: »

Get caught in the act by the teens and they'll move out first chance they get - so it becomes moneysaving for you.:p

So THAT'S where we've gone wrong - clearly far too discreet! :rotfl:

ailuro2

Savvy_Sue wrote: »

I had to look up nuptials, because I've always understood it to mean weddings, which are rarely free or even cheap! Sure enough, it's only used in the 'getting it together' sense when referring to animals.

It's just another nickname I thought most people understood for "getting it together" or having sex as the OP put in the title.:D If they're at it like rabbits does that mean they're literally having nuptials??:rotfl::o

Ladyhawk

Thanks to everyone who has made the past 2 hours very enjoyable! It's been hilarious!

Just wanted to add two of my stories:

At the age of 29, my parents came to visit me and I had been complaining that my drawer was broken, so my dad offered to fix it for me... all well and dandy until I noticed that my rabbit box was in the drawer!! I was so embarressed that I just said it's getting late, we need to get going. My poor parents couldn't understand why I had gone from really eager to get the drawer fixed to virtually bundling out of the front door!

The second story related to my first boyfried at the age of 18. We were fairly insatiable (he was, I went along with it). Anyway we often didn't have any lube so used hand cream, after sun, that type of thing. Anyway... one evening we didn't have anything so used Freeze thinking that it was similar to aftersun... it's not.

mommame

Ladyhawk wrote: »

Thanks to everyone who has made the past 2 hours very enjoyable! It's been hilarious!

Just wanted to add two of my stories:

At the age of 29, my parents came to visit me and I had been complaining that my drawer was broken, so my dad offered to fix it for me... all well and dandy until I noticed that my rabbit box was in the drawer!! I was so embarressed that I just said it's getting late, we need to get going. My poor parents couldn't understand why I had gone from really eager to get the drawer fixed to virtually bundling out of the front door!

The second story related to my first boyfried at the age of 18. We were fairly insatiable (he was, I went along with it). Anyway we often didn't have any lube so used hand cream, after sun, that type of thing. Anyway... one evening we didn't have anything so used Freeze thinking that it was similar to aftersun... it's not.

When living temporarily with my sister and her family my husband and I got a bit shall we say"urgent" in our lovemaking and to help things along hubby reached for a bottle of liquid paraffin out of baby's bag without switching on the light and instead picked up a bottle of cough medicine.

When we realized what it was we got into hysterics which went on for hours,every time I forgot about it and tried to sleep he would start chuckling and vice versa,we were awake half the night and I swear that was the night my 3rd son was conceived lol.

mommame

Oh forgot to say my sister knocked on the bedroom door as she could hear us getting more and more hysterical and when she popped her head round the door and said with a laugh"come on guys share the joke" neither of us could speak without going into spasms again.
I had stomach ache in the end.

Indie_Kid

I have heard my parents once or twice. However, I've been old enough to understand and couldn't care less what they get up to.

When my sister was younger, (around 2-3) she walked in on my parents having sex and asked what they were doing. Mum just said "a special cuddle".

delain

my_gorgeous_ellie-belle wrote: »

Mega:eek: :eek: :eek:- i think that has to be my biggest fear. You can catch me at it and yes i'd be embarrassed but hey it's life - if the in-laws ever find the box of 'toys' and i'd probably never leave my house again through sheer embarrassment, lol!

Each time we have moved house the box has travelled within about 3 other boxes all taped up (and all batteries removed in case anything randomly comes alive - lol, that sounds so wrong but you know what i mean:D) and stays with me at every point of the move. I'm sure i look far more suspicious with not letting the box out of my sight but seriously i'm terrified of someone finding it - haha! OH finds my paranoia hillarious .:rotfl:

Last time I moved house all my toys went missing :eek: They were in a black 'simply pleasure' bag - quite unmistakable.:o

Either someone threw then in the bin or the removal men were passing them around at the pub that night :rotfl:

Aruna

Classic this thread:T