Daughter caught us having sex....

jackieb

MRSTITTLEMOUSE wrote: »

Be glad it was your toddler,when we were first married thirty odd years ago we had my mother followed by my father walk in on us having sex (partially clad) over the kitchen table.They just walked past us said "um hello" and went and sat in the living room".We wanted to die but they just acted as if nothing had ever happened.
They had been out shopping and had dropped in for a cuppa and we had'nt even thought about locking the door in the heat of it all.
Still makes me feel sick thinking about it.
My husband was so traumatised he still checks the outside doors are locked even now.

Something similar happened to us one night. We were in the living room. The 2 wee ones were asleep. It was after 9pm and my parents dropped in. I just made it to the livingroom door as the handle was going down, pushing against it, trying to get dressed at the same time. I just shouted out for them to wait a minute. They obviously knew what we'd been doing, but they shouldn't walk in without knocking first!

My dad used to go away from Sunday night to Friday night every week, for work. Every Sunday afternoon without fail my parents used to go to bed for 'a sleep' and we were told not to make a noise and not to come upstairs. I was naive enough to think that that was what they were doing.

poet123

We had only been married a few weeks and went to stay with some relatives, in the middle of the night the bed broke........whole household outside our door asking if we were ok. Turns out the bed had a wonky leg and it was propped up, ......and they gave it to newlweds!!:rolleyes: for the entertainment value.

stationaryace

i actually made it through all 18 pages- this thread has made my day!!!!!!!!

jinky67

1sue23 wrote: »

I still cringe when I remember a time 30 years ago when me and hubby were young and randy we were having sex in the kitchen when toddler daughter walked in on us thinking her to young to remember how wrong we were at dinner the next evening when mother in law was over she said in a very matter of fact voice 'daddy when are you going to give mummy your willy again'.

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taskey

love this post

I went in to be sterilised and my eldest daughter asked why - i said because i didn't want any more babies

her answer - stop having sex!!

my answer - no because i enjoy it

her answer - eeeewwwwww

She was 13 at the time. she goes to boarding school and when she is home stays up most of the night on her laptop. so we have to be really quiet :A:lipsrseal

Tracy

sarymclary

windswept wrote: »

I've told her that when she goes to Uni, her bedroom is being turned into a sex den, complete with swing and door cuffs:rotfl:. Have you seen the price of those sex swings? Not very MSE are they??:p
The blow up beds look like good fun though.;) http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8839

I've never thought it before, but I've clearly led a very sheltered life :rotfl:

windswept

"When she burst in we were unclothed obviously and as it was hot on top of the bed with various "Toys" I think that is what her shock and outrage is stemming from, "

I agree that it's the sight of the toys that would have horrified her the most - just how many toys are we talking and how "extreme" were they ?? Some of them can look pretty shocking to be honest and a child just wouldn't understand the context in which they are used. She may have even got it into her head that her dad was hurting you?

It's a good job you weren't "doing" hubby with a strap on, I imagine even an adult ( child or parent) stumbling across that particular scenario would be pretty much scarred for life!:eek:

Ivrytwr3

My youngest still gets into bed with us late at night, so if we're having sex it's a quick fumble to dis-mount and re-arrange the covers. However, sometimes we are so into it we have to finish the deed even with him lying next to us!

This annoys him, but you'd think at 18 years old he'd be old enough to stay in his own bed now.

rodent

I own several properties which I let , The tenant of one called me to say her sink was blocked and could i call round the next morning to sort it out.

I didn't make it in the morning but arrived in the the middle of a hot summer afternoon. The Tenant in question was female, a nurse in her mid twenties and absolutely stunning. I opened the back door to be be confronted by her being spit roasted by 2 rather atheletic looking chaps. The timing was such that one of the chaps (head end) was not able to stop what he had started !!

Neither of the gentlemen inlvolved was Tenant's boyfriend !

I Just said "hi" ....amazingly, they all thought it was hysterical and went and got dressed, the tenant apologised profusely for not locking the back door, and made me promise not to tell her boyfriend !



Rather than being scarred for life, i live in the hope that i will get another "blocked sink" and soon.

joop

Ivrytwr3 wrote: »

My youngest still gets into bed with us late at night, so if we're having sex it's a quick fumble to dis-mount and re-arrange the covers. However, sometimes we are so into it we have to finish the deed even with him lying next to us!

This annoys him, but you'd think at 18 years old he'd be old enough to stay in his own bed now.

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OMG you have just destroyed my facade of diligent spreadsheet staring.
I am trying to learn how to internalise guphaws of laughs with this thread!