Daughter caught us having sex....

Buffy_the_Vampire_Bat

Best thread ever

Never knowing caught my parents in the act, but did get caught giving my OH at the time a handjob by his mum...She just pretended she hadn't seen and backed right out the room pronto...

This was 9 years ago, and that OH and I've been married for 7 years now...to this day M-I-L hasn't mentioned it

Dinah93

Dinah93 wrote: »

We live with my parents and we've found the trick is to go sideways rather than lengthways on the bed, something about how it moves, or rather doesn't move, with us means we can have a blissfully squeek-free night!

*Disclaimer - this only works for squeeky beds not giggles and moans!

efrieze

My friend's parents once stayed in her room while their was being decorated (she was at Uni by then). She came home from Uni and found one of her parents' 'toys' in her top drawer! She screamed. Her father, used to her screaming when seeing a spider, shouted up stairs "how big is it.........????":rotfl:

princessamy86

We were once getting up to a bit of nookie in OHs bed when he still lived at home, but were still at the stage where there wasn't a lot of moving about...iyswim. His mum came in the room and grabbed hold of my foot which was sticking out of the end of the bed, thinking she was getting him up for work, but she frightened me so much that I fell off the bed in all my naked glory! Don't know who was more shocked! This thread has had me in stitches by the way!

princessamy86

efrieze wrote: »

My friend's parents once stayed in her room while their was being decorated (she was at Uni by then). She came home from Uni and found one of her parents' 'toys' in her top drawer! She screamed. Her father, used to her screaming when seeing a spider, shouted up stairs "how big is it.........????":rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:love it!

efrieze

Buffy_the_Vampire_Bat wrote: »

Best thread ever

Never knowing caught my parents in the act, but did get caught giving my OH at the time a handjob by his mum...She just pretended she hadn't seen and backed right out the room pronto...

This was 9 years ago, and that OH and I've been married for 7 years now...to this day M-I-L hasn't mentioned it

I totally ready this wrong the first time. I thought you had caught OH getting a handjob from from his mum....:eek:

Buffy_the_Vampire_Bat

efrieze wrote: »

I totally ready this wrong the first time. I thought you had caught OH getting a handjob from from his mum....:eek:

:eek::eek::eek::rotfl::eek::eek::eek:

Ok, I'll rephrase it then..."My OH's mum caught me giving my OH a handjob"

ChIpStIcK

efrieze wrote: »

I totally ready this wrong the first time. I thought you had caught OH getting a handjob from from his mum....:eek:

Brings a whole new meaning to " Mum can you give us a hand?" :eek::eek::eek:.

jackieb

Birdie85 wrote: »

I am eternally grateful that I never walked in on my parents but I was once rooting around my Mum's bedside drawer for some reason when I was about 12 and found her... toy! I was suitably mortified and never ever mentioned it!
The tables turned not so long ago though, I had my Mum and SIL in my bedroom and was getting something out of my bedside drawer for SIL and accidentally knocked my 'pocket rocket' on and had to quickly make up a lie about the buzzing being a massager because I had shoulder ache!

Believe me, they knew what it was. :rotfl:

I have a real massager. A Hitachi Magic Wand. Does anyone know how to muffle the sound? Honestly, it needs a silencer!

jinky67

jackieb wrote: »

Believe me, they knew what it was. :rotfl:

I have a real massager. A Hitachi Magic Wand. Does anyone know how to muffle the sound? Honestly, it needs a silencer!

The things we are finding our about people on here:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: