Daughter caught us having sex....

Raksha

Buffy_the_Vampire_Bat wrote: »

Best thread ever

Never knowing caught my parents in the act, but did get caught giving my OH at the time a handjob by his mum...She just pretended she hadn't seen and backed right out the room pronto...

This was 9 years ago, and that OH and I've been married for 7 years now...to this day M-I-L hasn't mentioned it

LOL - just reminded me of the time 'before we were married' when I was living with my then fiance, joined him for a 'cuddle' on a Sunday morning and we were both in bed when his mother walked in, without knocking on the door or anything, to go to the airing cupboard, which was in his room.......Talk about embaressed........

1sttimer_2

I've been trying to think if I caught my parents at it, but nothing springs to mind - although I did catch my elder sis at it with her bfriend! Those were the days when we still had coal fires and I was sent into the coal house to get a bucket so didn't even think to knock just walked in and got an earful for the privilege! Mum even said that they were in there saying night night (she must have thought it a long one!) and after being yelled at was told that I should have known (I was only 12 for gawds sake!!) Didn't do it again tho!

Youngest dd (around 7) caught us at it in front room on settee late at night - DH was mortified when next morning she asked what we were doing - I think I said we were hot and having a play fight - I THINK she believed us, although it was in the middle of winter :rolleyes:

Mum was same as OP's nan - she had 2 children - so why the sex after that!!!! DH and I were doing our first home up before we were married, mum came to help and found us in bed (mattress on floor) she was absolutely horrified and was mad at us both for ages saying I couldn't wear white at the wedding now and the shame of it all (it was over 30 years ago LOL)and she was telling me all this on the bus on the way to town so anyone could have been earwigging.

Raksha

Many years ago, when I was a single Mum (after I sent my ex referred to above back to his Mum) I was moving house - some other single parent friends from Gingerbread came to help.Well you can guess what was found under the bed when we moved it.......One of my friends went to the front upstairs window and waved it shouting loudly to all the quiet village neighbours about what he'd found under my bed!Good job I was moving a long way away.............

pavlovs_dog

this thread has brightened up a very dreary friday

creased-leach

It's SUCH a good job we have a lock on our bedroom door. That said, one of them did walk in as we were spooning one xmas morning- thankfully the easiest position to disguise


We are pretty open about things here- I'll give you an example of a conversation with our eldest (19 next week) when she was around 17.

We had a jokey, competitive "I saw him first" thing going on with Johnny Depp. We'd constantly bait eachother about it. Late one night we were watching "From Hell" with a glass of vino. The conversation went as follows:

Her "that's my lipstick on his collar"

Me "really? That's mine on his d*ck"

I won.

chiefgoobster

pavlovs_dog wrote: »

this thread has brightened up a very dreary friday

It's brightened up my whole week at work.

MRSTITTLEMOUSE

creased-leach wrote: »

It's SUCH a good job we have a lock on our bedroom door. That said, one of them did walk in as we were spooning one xmas morning- thankfully the easiest position to disguise


We are pretty open about things here- I'll give you an example of a conversation with our eldest (19 next week) when she was around 17.

We had a jokey, competitive "I saw him first" thing going on with Johnny Depp. We'd constantly bait eachother about it. Late one night we were watching "From Hell" with a glass of vino. The conversation went as follows:

Her "that's my lipstick on his collar"

Me "really? That's mine on his d*ck"

I won.

Love it:rotfl:..............

ChIpStIcK

creased-leach wrote: »

It's SUCH a good job we have a lock on our bedroom door. That said, one of them did walk in as we were spooning one xmas morning- thankfully the easiest position to disguise


We are pretty open about things here- I'll give you an example of a conversation with our eldest (19 next week) when she was around 17.

We had a jokey, competitive "I saw him first" thing going on with Johnny Depp. We'd constantly bait eachother about it. Late one night we were watching "From Hell" with a glass of vino. The conversation went as follows:

Her "that's my lipstick on his collar"

Me "really? That's mine on his d*ck"

I won.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: If that was my dd she would be on a plane to austrailia by now.

MRSTITTLEMOUSE

jools88 wrote: »

This is definitely the most funniest thread ever on MSE!

When my hubby worked nights we'd sometimes have a "special goodbye" upstairs before he left . We'd leave our toddlers downstairs with a video of Postman Pat/Fireman Sam. And on one occasion, one of the kids came crawling up the stairs - the tape had stuck- so we quickly threw the covers over ourselves. Anyway - kid appeared in the doorway and proceeeded to jump onto his Dad's back, yelling "Daddy! I want a ride!!!!!!"

We finished the deed with me on my back, hubby on top of me, kid on top of him.........oh my God!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl:

We used to have this problem with our old and very large female cat.
She used to follow us to bed and sleep on the pillow,which meant she would sit and watch and everytime OH was on top she used to climb on his back and bite his hair.This always seemed to be at he point of no return if you get what I mean
Never put him off thank goodness.

Summer-Caitlin

creased-leach wrote: »

It's SUCH a good job we have a lock on our bedroom door. That said, one of them did walk in as we were spooning one xmas morning- thankfully the easiest position to disguise


We are pretty open about things here- I'll give you an example of a conversation with our eldest (19 next week) when she was around 17.

We had a jokey, competitive "I saw him first" thing going on with Johnny Depp. We'd constantly bait eachother about it. Late one night we were watching "From Hell" with a glass of vino. The conversation went as follows:

Her "that's my lipstick on his collar"

Me "really? That's mine on his d*ck"

I won.

Absolutely hilarious:rotfl: This thread has had me in stitches!

OP your daughter really does need to grow up. I heard my parents having sex quite a few times, never caught them though. I do remember being grossed out by it at the time, but I just went through to my room and put headphones on. My hubbie and I don't have children, but we lived with his mother and brothers for a time and I was told that I needed to keep it down:rotfl:Needles to say we made our plans to move out and now it doesn't matter what we do!