Daughter caught us having sex....

shockingmoment

Our DD did, at the age of about 2 or 3, pad silently in to our room and slip into bed with DW and I as we were actually doing the deed.

We were having a nice easy slow one at the time, didn't notice her till we'd finished, but by this time she was asleep with her thumb in her mouth!

She never ever mentioned it, or threatened to leave home....

That was my 'shockingmoment....'

worried_jim

This has to be the best thread ever ! I was meant to be washing the car, but instead I have just read form start to finish.

bedshaped

I just hope she never catches granny and grandpa 'at it'. Just think how really mortified she would be!!! The thought of this might be enough to put her off leaving if you decide to mention it! :rotfl:

moiramber

When I was 14 my mum had the smallest bedroom in the house, her double bed just fitted in the room, in between two walls with no room to spare, Her bed used to bang like hell against both walls when having sex with her horrible boyfriend clearly everyone within 20 feet could hear this :rolleyes: and I used to shout shut up from my bed lol but she never stopped! It was really annoying more than anything as it would keep me awake, We never spoke about it but I used to hear her telling people on the phone how I was so bad and used to shout at them to shut up - no mention of the very loud and obvious banging!!!:mad:

My dad got married about 8 years ago when I lived with him and me and my sister used to often hear weird noises which we originally thought was the cats running up and down the hall but when going into the hall the cats were there asleep!!! We still joke about it now about how noisy those cats were!:rotfl:

ChIpStIcK

Took kids to picture house and then to tgi's and now she has abandoned us and gone clothes shopping with friends, She seems okay, so we don't harp on about it, though our 11 year old ds has said we can feel free to make as much noise when we have sex as we want as it's like hearing snoring he said ?????.

NAR

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

though our 11 year old ds has said we can feel free to make as much noise when we have sex as we want as it's like hearing snoring he said ?????.

Think this is him talking "big."

1sue23

Notsosharp wrote: »

I caught my parents at it once, they were lying on top of the bed and just starting so I didn't really see much to be honest, I just walked out of the room again, they did'nt see me and I think they probably just carried on....I was 17 at the time I think and didn't really think it was a big deal! I was just ever so slightly bemused because my Mum was adamant she didn't do that kind of thing any more!!!

Hello daughter
I most certainly did not do such naughty things ,when I finished conceiving you children all pleasures of the flesh ceased,to be honest the day you toddled into the kitchen put me off for life ,well after we had conceived your little brother and sister that is.:D

ChIpStIcK

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::eek::eek::eek::eek:

jinky67

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

Took kids to picture house and then to tgi's and now she has abandoned us and gone clothes shopping with friends, She seems okay, so we don't harp on about it, though our 11 year old ds has said we can feel free to make as much noise when we have sex as we want as it's like hearing snoring he said ?????.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

i love your son, he is ace:D:T

ChIpStIcK

He is a funny little dude, he has just learnt how to make cuppas, so wants to experiment every few minutes, i can not drink more than 3 cuppas a day he has offered to make me at least 12 , I'll be peeing all night.

He is more the type of lad you can ask does my bum look big in this? bless him, he has all the girls at school fancying him,he is dating a couple, but he is mine all mine, every xmas he gets me a ring.