Daughter caught us having sex....

Paulgonnabedebtfree

Ammie wrote: »

Oh gosh this has brought back vivid memories of me barging into my parents room and catching them at it, but they were doing the other thing..down there! :eek:

I pretended I didn't see as it was dark, but it put me off the sandwich I had just prepared. I'm now happy because I've tricked my brain into thinking all that stuff is behind them.

As for the dog being in the room, I have a budgie and can't even have sex with her in the room, she tries to fly on us all the time and having a budgie perched on my OH butt just doesn't do it for me, him? he's not so bothered. :rotfl:

I wouldn't worry, she'll get over it.

I'm trying not to make a joke about a little pecker.
So I won't

Flower08

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I have just spent the last hour reading this thread and it has had me in stitches!

Some of the stories - particularly the one about the toddler on his dads back :eek::eek::rotfl:

LondonAndy

Absolutely wicked thread !!

Thanks for making my Sunday afternoon !

Kit - Kat shuffle, haven't heard that one for a while. Fnarr fnarr. :rotfl::rotfl:

jackieb

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

He is a funny little dude, he has just learnt how to make cuppas, so wants to experiment every few minutes, i can not drink more than 3 cuppas a day he has offered to make me at least 12 , I'll be peeing all night.

Maybe that's the idea. Then you can't get up to anything else!

ChIpStIcK

So you haven't heard of water sports? Hubby has screamed as i typed that!!!!!

jinky67

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

So you haven't heard of water sports? Hubby has screamed as i typed that!!!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Imagine your DDs reaction if she walked in on that:eek::eek::rotfl:

jackieb

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

So you haven't heard of water sports? Hubby has screamed as i typed that!!!!!

If your 11yo is aiding and abetting you with that, then i'm most :eek:

:rotfl:

lemma1968

I cannot remember the last time i laughed this much :rotfl:

And it just goes to show that even at 40yo you really can learn something new every day! :eek:

ailuro2

Lemma 1968 - I'm 39 and thought I knew a fair bit - but I learned about the 'Wrigleys Extra' trick on here - It's a family forum so I'm not going into details - lets just say the minty flavour is transferable to other parts of my DH.;)

SugarSpun

ailuro2 ... you might want to test sparkling water and see what happens.