Daughter caught us having sex....

Bettyboop

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

For real you had sex with a toddler on your fella's back?
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:!!!!!! does he sleep well?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:, I bet he will have no fear of rollercoasters!!!:T:T:T:T

:eek:That is really shocking.... That is not right for a little toddler to be left alone to downstairs while the parents get busy...that's irresponsible and furthermore that's why there is a time and place for everything

I was obviously referring to Jools of course

windswept

rodent wrote: »

I own several properties which I let , The tenant of one called me to say her sink was blocked and could i call round the next morning to sort it out.

I didn't make it in the morning but arrived in the the middle of a hot summer afternoon. The Tenant in question was female, a nurse in her mid twenties and absolutely stunning. I opened the back door to be be confronted by her being spit roasted by 2 rather atheletic looking chaps. The timing was such that one of the chaps (head end) was not able to stop what he had started !!

Neither of the gentlemen inlvolved was Tenant's boyfriend !

I Just said "hi" ....amazingly, they all thought it was hysterical and went and got dressed, the tenant apologised profusely for not locking the back door, and made me promise not to tell her boyfriend !



Rather than being scarred for life, i live in the hope that i will get another "blocked sink" and soon.

OH my god!!!! I may be naive but I didn't think people actually did that type of thing outside of !!!!!! or "swinging"!:eek:

Mind you, there's no one worse than Doctors and nurses for doing things to excess;).

nuttyp

This is so makeing me laugh, its a great thread. The other side to these stories is my eldest daughter (18) and her boyfriend were ummmm humping and her bed has sort of got a squeek. Well to be woken up by our dog barking at there squeeking bed is not something to remember!!!! Nor that her little sister at breakfast the next day asked what was going on and why do they sleep so noisily - also was her sister ok as she was screaming!!!!!!!

I just laughed into my cornflakes but DD was mortified lol

money_maker_3

We always put the duvet on the floor when we were staying at my parents house !!
I would have been mortified if they had of heard me !!!

Dinah93

We live with my parents and we've found the trick is to go sideways rather than lengthways on the bed, something about how it moves, or rather doesn't move, with us means we can have a blissfully squeek-free night!

poet123

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

For real you had sex with a toddler on your fella's back?
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:!!!!!! does he sleep well?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:, I bet he will have no fear of rollercoasters!!!:T:T:T:T

See, there is always somebody who has a worse story to tell:rotfl:

Birdie85

I can't believe how naive I am, I had to ask my BF about the various chocolate bar references made on here and he now thinks I spend my days looking at dodgy websites! And the spit roast story sounds like something right out of a 'Lady's Confession' in a lads mag! I shouldn't have shown him that blow up bed thing though, he wants one! Lord knows where we would keep it!
I am eternally grateful that I never walked in on my parents but I was once rooting around my Mum's bedside drawer for some reason when I was about 12 and found her... toy! I was suitably mortified and never ever mentioned it!
The tables turned not so long ago though, I had my Mum and SIL in my bedroom and was getting something out of my bedside drawer for SIL and accidentally knocked my 'pocket rocket' on and had to quickly make up a lie about the buzzing being a massager because I had shoulder ache!

DKLS

windswept wrote: »

Mind you, there's no one worse than Doctors and nurses for doing things to excess;).

Couldn't agree more, I used to love the 999 nights at the local nightclub, followed by some of the wildest house parties I have ever been to.

Sami_Bee

money_maker wrote: »

We always put the duvet on the floor when we were staying at my parents house !!
I would have been mortified if they had of heard me !!!

My OH used to work with my Dad, who once made a comment in front of a packed lunch room about OH's stamina the previous night :eek:;) we were a bit more subdued for a while after that!

ChIpStIcK

Dinah93 wrote: »

We live with my parents and we've found the trick is to go sideways rather than lengthways on the bed, something about how it moves, or rather doesn't move, with us means we can have a blissfully squeek-free night!

Brilliant! I'll try that later! Thank you.