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Daughter caught us having sex....

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  • angie_baby
    angie_baby Posts: 1,640 Forumite
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    lol, great great thread!

    Thanks OP!
  • in the words of the hilarious Fast Show sketches...

    "I'm sorry, I've just come"

    :D
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  • ChIpStIcK
    ChIpStIcK Posts: 86 Forumite
    in the words of the hilarious Fast Show sketches...

    "I'm sorry, I've just come"

    :D

    :confused::confused::confused: own goals don't count do they?:p:p:p

    Unless you are very early:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: are you not home alone for another 3 hours?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    We all deserve the SAME respect regardless of however many posts you have to your name :o
  • kazwookie
    kazwookie Posts: 14,266 Forumite
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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    OMG are you lot still at it!!

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    I am booking marking this for the future when I need a good giggle.
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  • ChIpStIcK
    ChIpStIcK Posts: 86 Forumite
    kazwookie wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    OMG are you lot still at it!!

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    You sound like my daughter!
    We all deserve the SAME respect regardless of however many posts you have to your name :o
  • I've lived here 16mths and the 1st 12mths all was quiet next door, then heard a huge row and the man vanished.... well now there is a new man, and obviously she is happier with him as lots of OHH and AHH giggles and loud sighs etc can be heard late at night and very early in morning.

    but it can be a pain when they get too loud as we are up early as work quite a long way from home so we need our sleep, and our 16yr old daughter could here them too...........well we had friends over one eve and mentioned the noises, so some of us went to my bed room and faked loud sex including whipping and 'Mistress' (Me) punishing a male friend of mine very loudly, all fake i whipped the wall with a belt LOL

    anyway its been bliss since, no more extra loud sessions going on anymore :rotfl:

    i think they realise how much we must have heard !!
  • kazwookie
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    ChIpStIcK wrote: »
    You sound like my daughter!

    I'm far toooooooooooo old to be your daughter!! :D:j:j:j

    oh and my sex life is just fine, thank you :D:D
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    I've lived here 16mths and the 1st 12mths all was quiet next door, then heard a huge row and the man vanished.... well now there is a new man, and obviously she is happier with him as lots of OHH and AHH giggles and loud sighs etc can be heard late at night and very early in morning.

    but it can be a pain when they get too loud as we are up early as work quite a long way from home so we need our sleep, and our 16yr old daughter could here them too...........well we had friends over one eve and mentioned the noises, so some of us went to my bed room and faked loud sex including whipping and 'Mistress' (Me) punishing a male friend of mine very loudly, all fake i whipped the wall with a belt LOL

    anyway its been bliss since, no more extra loud sessions going on anymore :rotfl:

    i think they realise how much we must have heard !!

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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  • ailuro2
    ailuro2 Posts: 7,540 Forumite
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    windswept wrote: »
    Have you seen the price of those sex swings? Not very MSE are they??:p
    The blow up beds look like good fun though.;) http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8839

    OP - I think this might be a bit squeaky for your DD's taste, but if you want it, don't forget your 16% from Quidco.com....;)

    windswept - those inflatable beds used to cost a lot more than £65! Of course, if you're still fit and able for anything after pumping that thing up, then I take my hat off to you!!:rotfl:
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  • t_obermory
    t_obermory Posts: 278 Forumite
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    Did you get chance to talk to your DD about her behaviour? Has she started speaking to you again? ;)
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