Daughter caught us having sex....

Dilfred

DKLS wrote: »

Google Marriane Faithfull and urban legends, thats where it all started.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Bar_party

ChIpStIcK

Threatening her brother with all sorts, usual stuff, i will cross question him later, he is off as school is polling station, but he has hinted at knowing a secret, all i need to do is grab his ds lite and he will spill, i'll wait till the dogs asleep.

She is very quiet but because of oh's clever thinking wants to go out stauday so isn't saying much, I've totally blanked the whole situation out and hope she does the same.

I couldn't say word for word what a mars bar party is, but think rude thoughts and what a man/woman could do with a mars bar, they both get a bit if that makes sense.:o:o:o:o:o one inserts the other chomps after.:o:o:o:o

DKLS

SugarSpun wrote: »

:eek:

Sounds like a nasty infection just waiting to happen!

Toys should only melt if they're made of ice.

Your right, So much better to use a Mini Milk Ice lolly

moneysaver12

This thread has made me laugh. My oh is 40 and he tells me that he was given to his parents by the stork lol.

Ammie

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

I couldn't say word for word what a mars bar party is, but think rude thoughts and what a man/woman could do with a mars bar, they both get a bit if that makes sense.:o:o:o:o:o one inserts the other chomps after.:o:o:o:o

:eek: I am totally loving this thread! :rotfl:

bevan840

DKLS wrote: »

Your right, So much better to use a Mini Milk Ice lolly

Until it gets stuck or frostbite ;)

Sirbendy

And what is wrong with Sirbendy? I admit we've had heat of the moment whining from the neighbours (they shouted through their window "Will you SHUT UP!")..but we ignored it and both just shouted back "Hell NO!" without stopping.

We live in a top floor flat now..and it's not uncommon to be watching TV/lying in the bedroom and hear our downstairs neighbours going at it...it's hysterical. "Oh yeah baby, call me your dirty B.." etc etc...she's quite vocal.

TBH though, we probably give as good as we get..heh..Dressing gown cords as gags work fairly well..:)

SugarSpun

In one of my old apartments (six sharing), the walls were paper thin. It was considered appropriate to attempt to keep the noise down, but we all knew that sometimes it was just going to get loud.

It was also considered appropriate that, if any actual words were distinguishable from the general racket, these words ought to be introduced in some casual way into the conversation the next day. Bonus points for ingenuity.

My housemate's ex was horrified to learn that we did this, all the more so because he discovered it while the two of them were drinking tea in the kitchen the next morning. Another housemate and I wandered in all bleary and morning-headed and started making breakfast. She went to drop a glass jar into the recycling box (covered, with holes in the top for different types of recycling) and I yelled out, NO! That's the WRONG HOLE!!

The three housemates in the room almost passed out laughing. The boy was not so amused.

peachyprice

BeenieCat wrote: »

Interesting...

Are they the ones you use to flick the bean :rotfl:

ChIpStIcK

SugarSpun wrote: »

In one of my old apartments (six sharing), the walls were paper thin. It was considered appropriate to attempt to keep the noise down, but we all knew that sometimes it was just going to get loud.

It was also considered appropriate that, if any actual words were distinguishable from the general racket, these words ought to be introduced in some casual way into the conversation the next day. Bonus points for ingenuity.

My housemate's ex was horrified to learn that we did this, all the more so because he discovered it while the two of them were drinking tea in the kitchen the next morning. Another housemate and I wandered in all bleary and morning-headed and started making breakfast. She went to drop a glass jar into the recycling box (covered, with holes in the top for different types of recycling) and I yelled out, NO! That's the WRONG HOLE!!

The three housemates in the room almost passed out laughing. The boy was not so amused.

:eek::eek::eek: I nearly choked on my sandwich !!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T:T:T:T

Sirbendy wrote: »

. "Oh yeah baby, call me your dirty B.." etc etc...she's quite vocal.

TBH though, we probably give as good as we get..heh..Dressing gown cords as gags work fairly well..:)

Did you frequent Surrey in the early 90's?:eek::eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: