Daughter caught us having sex....

jinky67

I fell compelled to share my embarrassing parents story:D

I heard my Mum and Dad going at it good guns:eek:
It was in 1990, the year Scotland won the rugby Grand Slam.
I heard Mum shouting to Dad ........"Do it for the Grand Slam Don":o:o:o

tiamai_d

SugarSpun wrote: »

You hug the tree.

Amateur

Aye, but we know what your like Sugar.... he slipped and you fell..... :rotfl:

MrsE_2

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

So when are we meant to have sex? when the kids leave home? or is that part of our live over as we are in our early 30's?
The only thing she prob heard was the bed squeaking as me and partner kiss alot throughout the rest of the deed, you know when you love someone and want to be one with them, though i might have let out the odd murmur as you do, it certainly wasn't any screaming banshee orgasm type play, she didn't have to stand outside our door , that was her choice to do that.
If i heard her having sex i'd prob giggle with my partner as long as she was def a few years older.

I find a squeeky ned really off putting & like you embarrassing.

When we were buying a new bed DH jumped up & down on it (while no sales people were around), to see if we could find a silent one.

We did the Kildare from Dreams;)

Expensive, but worth it.

Have you got brick or plasterboard walls?

Janepig

Thread of the month.

Although if I was the OP's daughter, I'd be more traumatised at the thought of dad giving mum a "wet willy" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

And as for "chupa chup" ......... :rotfl:

Jxx

ChIpStIcK

MrsE wrote: »

I find a squeeky ned really off putting & like you embarrassing.

When we were buying a new bed DH jumped up & down on it (while no sales people were around), to see if we could find a silent one.

We did the Kildare from Dreams;)

Expensive, but worth it.

Have you got brick or plasterboard walls?

Our bed is so comfy, we bought it last winter for £1200 it only squeaks when we are a bit enthusiastic, we have shoved four teddies between headboard and wall so that doesn't wake anyone, We locked the wheels so the bed doesn't move as that was a previous problem, but when he thrusts and my body moves upwards in response to his thrusts bed makes a slight squeak if that makes sense.
Not sure of wall situation, Im thinking its brick as its an outer wall,

dd has left us a note via ds and said she wants an early night and not to disturb her???

lostinrates

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

dd has left us a note via ds and said she wants an early night and not to disturb her???

sounds like she's embarrassed and doesn't know how to back down. I'd leave her be. Maybe wake her up early with a kiss and breakfast in bed....least said, soonest mended about this.

If you and DH are not normally affectionate (hand holding and kissing) in front of the kids, maybe now is time to start? Become all a bit more comfortable with it?

Anyway: sounds like you are past the worst of it with DD.

ChIpStIcK

Me and oh have always held hands and done the kiss kiss thing, but dd hates us holding hands or him twirling me around in public,
She hasn't spoken to either of us, No goodnight kiss or anything, she wouldn't even curl up with us and watch Fairy Gok Mother as we always do, I hope she stops this sillyness as we had planned a few saucy things but both feel a bit put off knowing she is policing our bed times jiggys.
many thanks for all responses, me and oh after reading through feel we havent been as bad as she has made us out.

SugarSpun

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

dd has left us a note via ds and said she wants an early night and not to disturb her???

I would stand outside her room making rude noises and shouting, Poke my spleen!. But that's just me.

If she hasn't the maturity to say, Hey, I'm sorry I shouted last night, I was embarrassed but I was wrong and I apologise, then she doesn't have any ground to stand on in making demands.

Don't let her spoil your bedtime games. Even if she can hear you, it's good practice for when she has to go off to college. I lived next door but one to a screamer - I could hear her through someone else's room! Eventually I gave in and stopped bothering to keep the noise down myself. Was pretty rotten on the single guy who lived in the middle though.

MrsE_2

jinky67 wrote: »

I fell compelled to share my embarrassing parents story:D

I heard my Mum and Dad going at it good guns:eek:
It was in 1990, the year Scotland won the rugby Grand Slam.
I heard Mum shouting to Dad ........"Do it for the Grand Slam Don":o:o:o

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

skylight

lostinrates wrote: »

sounds like she's embarrassed and doesn't know how to back down. I'd leave her be. Maybe wake her up early with a kiss and breakfast in bed....least said, soonest mended about this.

If you and DH are not normally affectionate (hand holding and kissing) in front of the kids, maybe now is time to start? Become all a bit more comfortable with it?

Anyway: sounds like you are past the worst of it with DD.

Although I have laughed my socks off at this thread I still can't help feeling sorry for your DD.

Poor kid. I know its all well and good that we can laugh about when we discovered what mummies and daddies did, but none of us were laughing at the time!


I do agree that perhaps she now does not know how to back down. Mind you, being a teenager she probably doesn't think that she should back down anyway cos what you were doing was just so gross that it was all your fault in the first place!

But I would leave it for a few days. Just usual conversation with big smiles and absolutely NO innuendo. If that means you have to snap at DS if he tries more smoochy sounds etc then so be it. After its all calmed down and left, then perhaps you can talk to her as adults about being sorry that she was so embarrassed about it but at least she is from a loving home and not a broken one.


Hope things are better in the morning. And at least she hasn't told Nan!! :rotfl: