Daughter caught us having sex....

ChIpStIcK

smartie12 wrote: »

....And we haven't had our "once a year action" yet. Saving it for our anniversary;):D

Is that an anti climax? lol:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Raksha

RAS wrote: »

Buy her some ear-plugs, suggest she plugs in her MP3 player, but tell her she is a very lucky lady to have folks who still love one another and have a great relationship.

That's what we tell our kids (14 year old is still getting his head around the love bite on his Dad's shouldar - OH told him it was a burn - he got it answering the phone while he was doing the ironing! :rotfl:)

SugarSpun

Raksha wrote: »

That's what we tell our kids (14 year old is still getting his head around the love bite on his Dad's shouldar - OH told him it was a burn - he got it answering the phone while he was doing the ironing! :rotfl:)

Those happen here when we have to be quiet. Surely that's the height of consideration??

ChIpStIcK

SugarSpun wrote: »

Those happen here when we have to be quiet. Surely that's the height of consideration??

My poor oh suffers from my snap dragons when i have to be quiet!
Little bites while i'm in the throes of passion, I had to stop the scratch the back as he had blood seep through his shirt at work many years back.

He still laughs that when i do my snap dragons he has to keep dodging my face incase he gets bitten! A bit like those plants with teeth!!

amersall

:D:D:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:this is so hilarious, its kept me amused today:rotfl::rotfl:i would go into her room with a suitcase and ask her if she needs another just shout!

SugarSpun

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

My poor oh suffers from my snap dragons when i have to be quiet!
Little bites while i'm in the throes of passion, I had to stop the scratch the back as he had blood seep through his shirt at work many years back.

My poor husband got a chest infection last October and had to go to the doctor. She asked him to remove his shirt and was apparently dumbfounded at the state of his shoulders (bitten) and back (scratched to ribbons). She gave him the full abuse talk, and then when he protested that I was merely ... enthusiastic ... she responded that she'll know in future how his relationship's going without having to ask.

We met her in the street. I was mortified.

ChIpStIcK

I would have done a little air bite at her!!!!! That would keep her away!!!

jinky67

SugarSpun wrote: »

My poor husband got a chest infection last October and had to go to the doctor. She asked him to remove his shirt and was apparently dumbfounded at the state of his shoulders (bitten) and back (scratched to ribbons). She gave him the full abuse talk, and then when he protested that I was merely ... enthusiastic ... she responded that she'll know in future how his relationship's going without having to ask.

We met her in the street. I was mortified.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sneggy

hahaha i have been reading this thread laughing out loud,

my friends has 2 daughters when they were about 12 or 13 they got up in morning and said "why did dad go out last night???" friend replyed "he didnt why???" kids said "well he was shouting im coming" my friend still cringes to this day :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

dogcat_2

:cool::eek::j:D:rotfl::eek::T:D:rotfl::eek::rolleyes: Love It.....