Daughter caught us having sex....

littlemissmoney

When OH gets home get him to go and offer to help her pack

DKLS

Keep us updated Chipstick, this has to be the best thread all year.

tiamai_d

DKLS wrote: »

I must admit this thread has made an otherwise dull and frustrating day very enjoyable

And yes tiamai_d this thread has got me going and I am on a pomise tonight, so am about to leave to pick up OH from work, take her for dinner and stop off by the woods for some fun.
I do hope Pink_Fluff isnt walking a dog tonight, she might get a shock :eek:

I'm so jealous, don't think this bump would allow me to get my legs up high enough for some woodland whambam! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I think Pink fluff will be ok so long as you keep quiet and the tree doesn't squeak...

ChIpStIcK

Will do DKLS, hope your promise turns out to be a fun evening!!!!

louise540056

:rotfl:What a brilliant thread!!:rotfl:

I would wait until the next time she wants something and then say "oh have you decided to grow up then?" She's just being silly!

The exact same thing happened to me at 13-difference being I snuck quietly to the toilet and back so I didn't disturb them at it!

SugarSpun

tiamai_d wrote: »

I'm so jealous, don't think this bump would allow me to get my legs up high enough for some woodland whambam!

You hug the tree.

Amateur

richardw

DKLS wrote: »

I discovered her doing the deed in the utility room over the washing machine.

on the spin cycle perhaps?

southernscouser

You weren't doing the OH with a strap-on were you? :eek:

robpw2

What were you thinking thats digusting how dare you have sex when your married ... ewww .... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
and doing it at night in your own bedroom ... gawd thats a big no no no !!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

i cant believe your daughter wants to leave over you having sex .. poor girl how does she know she isnt going to wake up in night anf discover nan having sex too :rotfl::rotfl:(they say the apple doesnt fall far from the tree)

seriously this is probably the funniest thread i have seen

blue_ashleigh

This is one of the most amusing threads I've read for a while!!!

If she's watching Skins I doubt she's going to be like her Nan. From what you've said about her Nan I can't imagine she'd watch Skins!!!

At least she knows you won't be like some parents who won't even let boys into the house incase BAD THINGS like HANDHOLDING happen (my parents were a little OTT!).

You could always buy her some earplugs and say 'these are for tonight'