Daughter caught us having sex....

Glitzkiss

blue_ashleigh wrote: »

This is one of the most amusing threads I've read for a while!!!

If she's watching Skins I doubt she's going to be like her Nan. From what you've said about her Nan I can't imagine she'd watch Skins!!!

At least she knows you won't be like some parents who won't even let boys into the house incase BAD THINGS like HANDHOLDING happen (my parents were a little OTT!).

You could always buy her some earplugs and say 'these are for tonight'

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

robpw2

blue_ashleigh wrote: »

You could always buy her some earplugs and say 'these are for tonight'

can you record this on youtube because it would be the most amusing thing ever :T

Horace

This is the funniest thread I have read for ages...your daughter should know her boundaries and bursting into rooms through shut doors is a big no no as is listening at keyholes:rolleyes:

I can remember when I was about 9 or 10 overhearing my parents and I remember shouting at them to be quiet because some of us were trying to sleep. After that I was given a radio to listen to instead. I also walked in on them once and my dad told me that he was catching a mouse:eek: - stupidly I believed him:rotfl: Still I wasnt told off..no-one apologised I was told that if the bedroom door was shut or even ajar then I had to knock and wait outside until called or one or other of my parents came to see what I wanted.

Hope you enjoy your woodland walk tonight:D

As for pink-fluff being prudish - maybe she is like a hussy in the bedroom (I have noticed that those who are overly defensive are the ones that are usually rampant:eek:)

nm123_2

ha ha, or you could say to her "Oh good, if you're going off to live with nan, Dad and I can do it all over the house like we used to"...

ChIpStIcK

nm123 wrote: »

ha ha, or you could say to her "Oh good, if you're going off to live with nan, Dad and I can do it all over the house like we used to"...

Still do when kids aint around!

Dd was doing dishes oh dragged me on his lap and i gave him a noogie ( head rub with knuckles) he screamed he was gonna give me a wet willy ( wet finger in ear) and dd stormed off again............ think we better walk the dog.

blue_ashleigh

It just gets better and better!!!

rach29

OP if you haven't seen it, please rent the film "Kevin & Perry Go Large" & when you've both had a good giggle, lend it to your DD to watch!

Triker

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

Still do when kids aint around!

Dd was doing dishes oh dragged me on his lap and i gave him a noogie ( head rub with knuckles) he screamed he was gonna give me a wet willy ( wet finger in ear) and dd stormed off again............ think we better walk the dog.

and what's that a euphemism for? :whistle::dance:

chattycathy1674

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

Still do when kids aint around!

Dd was doing dishes oh dragged me on his lap and i gave him a noogie ( head rub with knuckles) he screamed he was gonna give me a wet willy ( wet finger in ear) and dd stormed off again............ think we better walk the dog.

LMAO!
I'm soooo glad you explained what a 'noogie' was! Lolol I was thinking all kinds of things then .....

I've really enjoyed this thread...lol mad !!!!!!s!!

Hope your DD comes around soon...sure she will.
I think you've had all the advice needed....Just let her get on with things and don't forget to warn her off entering your bedroom willy nilly!
As for telling her Nan....If you're not likely to discuss 'bedroom matters' with her then I doubt very much a teenager would.

Good luck.....Oh and don't forget to have 'an early night'......lolol.x.

sidefx

DKLS wrote: »

Keep us updated Chipstick, this has to be the best thread all year.

:T

A great thread thanks for the laughs OP