Daughter caught us having sex....

DKLS

Chipstick, are you going for a repeat performance tonight? Its going to be a warm night ideal for a sweaty vocal session.

Methinks its time to get Hubbie to sit down and have that conversation. If he struggles to start it off here's a tip:
Dad "You know mummy and daddy love each other very much"
Daughter "yeah - grunt"
Dad "Well sometimes mummy sits on daddies face and wiggles"
Daughter "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh I am to grannies!"
Dad "remember daarling Mummy isnt in pain when she howls like a banshee"

[Deleted User]

Pink_fluff wrote: »

I don't have kids. I live with my partner. But if there were other people living in my house, then I would make damn sure they never heard me having sex.

Ah. No kids. I see.

Easier to criticise when you dont know others situation. By that rationale, I take it if and when you ever have kids you'll never have sex again?

busiscoming2

Great laugh this thread!
Do not apologise to her, she shouldn't have barged into your room, especially that late at night - It almost seems like she was laying in wait just so she could catch you and make a big thing of it!
Ask her to keep her eye on her younger brother and tell her you are going to 'meet daddy in the woods!'.

tiamai_d

DKLS wrote: »

Chipstick, are you going for a repeat performance tonight? Its going to be a warm night ideal for a sweaty vocal session.

Methinks its time to get Hubbie to sit down and have that conversation. If he struggles to start it off here's a tip:
Dad "You know mummy and daddy love each other very much"
Daughter "yeah - grunt"
Dad "Well sometimes mummy sits on daddies face and wiggles"
Daughter "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh I am to grannies!"
Dad "remember daarling Mummy isnt in pain when she howls like a banshee"

Methinks you need a cold shower!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Or castration, calm you down a bit...

[Deleted User]

DKLS wrote: »

Chipstick, are you going for a repeat performance tonight? Its going to be a warm night ideal for a sweaty vocal session.

Methinks its time to get Hubbie to sit down and have that conversation. If he struggles to start it off here's a tip:
Dad "You know mummy and daddy love each other very much"
Daughter "yeah - grunt"
Dad "Well sometimes mummy sits on daddies face and wiggles"
Daughter "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh I am to grannies!"
Dad "remember daarling Mummy isnt in pain when she howls like a banshee"

DKLS,

You're having great fun with this thread arent you? LOL. :T:T:T

ChIpStIcK

I'm not going to apologise thats for def, It's oh's issue once he gets in, I'm gonna sit in the garden and watch ds ( if he aint grounded) play swingball, whilst i enjoy a glass or 2 of wine, I will not argue as it's too hot, and if i feel the urge to jump my man later i will, I know i'm lucky to have a relationship where 15 years in we still have regular sex and enjoy and experiment, I did feel like a perv this morning after the glares from dd, but i'm not gonna let it ruin the few hours i have a day with oh as he works so hard for us all.

Totally ignoring her tantrum, ds calmed down, though he keeps refering to the fact he has no issue with me and dad having adult time!!!!

I think we all have to go through this at some time and there is no rule book on how to handle it, just depends on child involved.

Gingham_Ribbon

I'm with the people who think no apology is needed. You're in love, you want to make love, no discussion further than this is needed and your privacy should be respected. The only reason more discussion would be sensible is if maybe your partner is fairly new on the scene (to her) and she has some issues about that.

Gingham_Ribbon

Cross posted, chipstick. I think it's a good thing she knows you still fancy each other after 15 years. My inlaws are in their 70s and MIL still pinches his bum. I hope my husband and I still have that when we're that age!

jinky67

ChIpStIcK wrote: »

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ds calmed down, though he keeps refering to the fact he has no issue with me and dad having adult time!!!!

well use him as an example to your DD then:T

DKLS

[quote=[Deleted User];22090675]DKLS,

You're having great fun with this thread arent you? LOL. :T:T:T[/QUOTE]

I must admit this thread has made an otherwise dull and frustrating day very enjoyable

And yes tiamai_d this thread has got me going and I am on a pomise tonight, so am about to leave to pick up OH from work, take her for dinner and stop off by the woods for some fun.
I do hope Pink_Fluff isnt walking a dog tonight, she might get a shock :eek:


Exactly the same thing happened to me, taht swhy I find this thread amusing about 12 years back, exs teenage daughter burst into our bedroom to discover at it. Followed by door slam your disgusting etc. She got over it, and a few years later I discovered her doing the deed in the utility room over the washing machine.