I'm so embarrased. One for the ladies on here.

chopandchange

Stephb1986 wrote: »

Chopandchange what did you do with the bag?? You couldn't of flushed it because bags can't go down! lol

Steph xx

No it wasn't a toilet with a flush. This was an empoverished village that was like in some kind of timewarp. The toilet was just an incredibly deep hole dug in the ground, with a hut built over it. Not nice. I just threw it down into the maggot soup.

katy-lou

mumhug wrote: »

ok .......deep breath My embarrasing story happened when I was 11.I started very early and have since found out i have poly cystic ovaries, so I used to have a horrible time of it. I was just leaving school and there were kids everywhere ,I wanted to get home quick as I knew i needed to change u know whats. I was walking very quickly when I felt my tampon slip out and try as i might to walk carefully it fell out of my underware and onto the floor.
I didnt know what to do so qick decision I putmy head down and walked as fast as i could.As I got out of the gates I heard screams and squealing but I just kept going.It was talk of the school for weeks needless to say I didnt own up.

Oh god thid has remined me of one I had a few months ago. I was at work and and it was that time where I thought I'd finished but I felt that horrible rush feeling of a bit more coming. I went to the toilets and stuffed some toilet paper in my knickers as I didn't have any money with me for the machine and forgot about it until I was walking accross the warehouse floor and I felt it move and it slipped down and out of my trousers. Thank god and everything else there was no one else stood there or I think I'd have ran home and never gone back!
I picked it up and preyed no one watched the cctv cameras that day

noonesperfect

Well it's taken me thirty four years of having periods to think of this one.

How many of us get out of bed to that sudden "rush" as we stand up!? Sound familiar?
For the first time this morning (whilst still laid in bed) I grabbed a tissue and placed it strategically (front of pad) where it dealt with what I knew was coming :rolleyes: .

Alright it wouldn't last long, but long enough to get to the bathroom and not a stained knicker to be seen. :cool:

spirit

still lovvin this thread!

Has anyone else ever been caught out in the supermarket? I'm glad the big stores all have loos now. I always but always go to the loo before i go out anywhere, sometimes though you get halfway round the store and need to go? Well i kept telling myself that I'd already been before I came out and that I only live 2 miles away so surely could wait til I got home. However my bowels were clearly not listening and kept reminding me I must stop shopping and go to the loo. So there I am pushing my trolley along doing silent farts like you wouldn't believe - when there is no one else around, or at least you think there isn't and then you turn round and see this bloke........

I decided the only way out of it was to give him a strange look as if to say well that wasn't me so it must have been you! :rotfl:

Paparika

ooo now that is funny.

I've been in queues and the sweet dear old lady in front has farted, i heard it, unfortunately i smelt it and she turns around and smiles sweetly.

Catti

After following this thread (and chuckling) I have been convinced to try a mooncup for the first time - must admit I am finding it a bit strange!!!!!

Krystaltips

You get used to it catti, try trimming the stalk... I ended up cutting it completely off mine to make it comfortable...

Pooky23

OMG, this thread has made me laugh so much!!

OK, my embarrasing story...We were staying in a lovely B&B for a family wedding when I woke up in the night with that gradual realisation that either I had wet myself or that I had come on. I felt around "down there" and realised that I had started, but not just a little it was a lot!! I couldn't put the light on as I had my baby sleeping in the same room so I crept around the dark, unfamiliar room as quick as possible, trying not to wake my daughter and make too much noise, whilst holding my hand cupped around my nether regions to catch the flow! I made it to the tiny ensuite and things looked like a murder scene!

The next morning I was mortified to find a huge red stain on the sheets. I didn't know what to do as it was too embarrasing to mention it to the B&B owner. I mean, I was a grown woman with a family and you would have thought I would be prepared for such things!! Anyway, I thought I would remove the sheets and fold them ready for the maid to wash but by doing so, a red stain on the mattress was revealed!! There was no mattress protector and the mattress was too heavy to turn. We just placed the folded sheets carefully on top of the stain to hide it and made sure we made a hasty exit before the owner came to clean our room! Lucikly, the owner didn't mention it or call us with a cleaning bill but to this day I do wonder what on earth they thought!

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I haven't laughed so much in ages, bit awkward really as I'm at work and people keep asking what I'm laughing at.

Thank you for all your stories, I'm sure I have plenty but they aren't coming to me at the moment, although I am familiar with the "pooing on the other half whilst throwing up, due to food poisoning", I was so embarassed but my OH was very understanding, I'm not so sure I would have coped so well if it had been him. x

Primrose

Pooky, I don't think there's a woman in the land who hasn't been caught out like this at some time or other. I make sure I have mattress protectors on all our mattresses for this reason but it's really difficult when you staying away from home. You'd have thought hotel and B & B owners would have been prepared for this though, wouldn't you? I think one of my most embarrassing situations was finding a dark stain on the upholstery of a colleague's car after I'd kindly been given a lift to work (Never got offered a lift again after that).