I'm so embarrased. One for the ladies on here.

alwaysonthego_2

I once stood in dog poo without realising and my then boyfriend had borrowed his dad's plush car. My ex kept saying can you spell poo and I was like no. I could see on the footwell traces of dog dodo.

ithinkyourcrazy

This thread has made me laugh so much. I have always had very heavy period's. They have settled down a lot now. When i was about 12 i was staying at my Grandparents house, and i was having a very heavy period, i woke up in the morning to see my sheets covered in blood. I stuffed the sheet in the wash and hoped no one would notice, but later that day my grandparents had covered the whole up the bathroom and my bedroom in newspaper incase it happened again! i have leaked on so many nice new pairs of jeans and trousers. and it always happend when i couldn't change them so i was sat with my legs crossed sat on a jumper all day. It makes me laugh now, but when i was 12 i wanted to die. Loved all the stories on here.

Jenny2008

Buttonmoons wrote: »

I remember last year I got that awful sickness/diarrhoea bug that was going around. I spent most of the day with my head down the loo, then all of a sudden I retched, and diarrhoea came out and landed on OH'S dressing gown.....I was pretty horrified! But at least it didn't land on the floor.....hehehehe.

Oh my god that's so funny :rotfl: :rotfl:

I loved the recovery position one too. This thread is brilliant.

Me and some friends were swapping embarrassing stories and one of them told us about this time she went camping with a load of other kids on a school trip. They were all in pyjamas and nighties and messing around, running in and out of each others tents and stuff. My friend - wearing a long nightie and no knickers - went running into someone's tent where a few of her mates were, slipped on the ground-cover thing, and went flying backwards, giving her mates a great view of her vagina.

seven-day-weekend

All I am going to say is I am SO, SO glad I am now past the age of having the week-long and heavy periods I endured for forty-two years.........

The menopause is so liberating!

Bunny200

jackieb wrote: »

I lost a tampon. I went to the loo and couldn't find it. I was starting to panic, thinking i'd get toxic shock. I shouted on my hubby to come up to the bathroom and help me look. Poor man!! He's quite squemish and he was gagging all the time he was looking. He was on the floor, wearing my marigolds and brandishing a torch!

Then I remembered I hadn't put one in. I always wear a pad and a tampon on my 2 heaviest days. I'd just forgotten to put one in.

If you know how easy he vomits you'd know that this was a labour of love!

OMG!!!!!!!
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I remember my mother telling of a time she had left one in last month and then next month used another one. Somehow she realised there was a problem and went to GP (male, aren't they always?!) who removed the 2 tampons and then promptly threw up in the bin due to the smell!!!!!!! She was absolutly mortified and refused to use tampons for months!

Mme.Hibou

Bunny200 wrote: »

I remember my mother telling of a time she had left one in last month and then next month used another one. Somehow she realised there was a problem and went to GP (male, aren't they always?!) who removed the 2 tampons and then promptly threw up in the bin due to the smell!!!!!!! She was absolutly mortified and refused to use tampons for months!

*Sicks-up-in-mouth*

jackieb

I remember another one.

My sister's friend had to go to her GP for a smear test. This was quite a few years ago. He told her to 'hop' onto the bed and 'make like a frog'. :eek:

wendy_ann1983

jackieb wrote: »

I remember another one.

My sister's friend had to go to her GP for a smear test. This was quite a few years ago. He told her to 'hop' onto the bed and 'make like a frog'. :eek:

oh god that reminded me of an appointment i had with a gyny a few yrs ago the woman asked if i minded if a trainee observed so i said fine and they left the room so i could 'strip beolw the waist cover up with the blanket and jump in the couch', all fine so far, they come back in i 'make like a frog' look at trainee and realise the blinds on the window behind her are wide open and i'm facing them nd we're on the ground floor by a busy road, i honestly dont know how i hadnt noticed before i got undressed but i was flashing the world.
I also went to one who's name i wont even try and spell but it sounded very much like a new sti, it was a little off putting

Trudy_Grapevine

This thread kind of makes me glad I had it all taken out:eek:

Tink82

Happened to me at school. In a maths class, went through onto the chair. I was sat at the front so everyone had to walk passed my chair to get out, and we had to put our chairs ontop of the tables. I have never left a class so quickly, I was so scared it would be noticed I nearly passed out.

has happened to me loads as an adult, more so since I had my coil put in. I would recommend tampax super duper plus, think they are in an orange wrapper. They work for me, change it at least every 4hrs at your worst.

The most recent thing which I feel I must share, was last week. I had some of this peppermint tea to help 'get things moving' after eating lots over christmas. It gave me the serious trumps (and Im not a trumpy person really) I was er...... Getting 'friendly' with the other half and because of how we where lying, he squashed my tum and a little trump came out. Mortified doesn't even cover it!!!!!! If he noticed it he didn't say, just carried on. Kinda killed it for me though.