I'm so embarrased. One for the ladies on here.

Tink82

alwaysonthego wrote: »

Although this is not about leeking blood my best friend once told me about her most embarrassing moment. She was having tea at her new boyfriend's parents house when she got the urge to go to the toilet for a poo. She did her business but it wouldn't flush down the loo so she panicked and picked it up with some toilet paper (why she didn't try and push it down the toilet) and flung it out of the window. When she got back downstairs, they retired in to the conservatory for coffee and she looked up and saw her turd staring back at her. lol

i have to ask.. is she still with him? and did they notice?!

Tink82

Alikay wrote: »

Same here - if I knew I'd be finished with them in a couple of years, I'd do nothing, but if I'm still having periods in 7 years or so, I'd pop to the GP. Must say I expected that once I turned 45 that'd be it: no more Bullets or Aeroplane Stickers (aka tampons and pads with wings!). I'm 48 in a couple of weeks and they're now more regular than ever. Bah!:mad:

lol!! bullets!! must use that one, we call them tadpoles if my daughter is in ear shot. She is only 5 and calls them lady sticks or toilet sticks. When she was 3 she found one in the bathroom so I toold her they are for cleaning the loo (it was all I could think of!) She knows it is something 'secret' and for grown up ladies but has no idea what they are for!!

mum2one

My worst experience after I had dd I had time of the monh for 6 months solid, by that time they put in the mirena coil, stop the bleed, .......(dd 6 now), about 3 yrs ago was on holiday, the accomodation had white settee and chair, some friends come to have a look aroud, (we were staying in a 1920s converted railway carriage), went to getthe door, got up the chair was soaked red, I had to sit therefor an hr......thank god the stain come out.

My other oh my god time......b4 had dd, had irregular cells which were blasted away, the consultant said that there may be a risk of a small bleed afterwards......took the week off work, all ok, backat work, thought I was desperate for a pee.......no I'd hemoraged, (i worked in a dry cleaning dept in a supermarktet then), called the duty mgr who happened tobe male......he called the pharmasist...another male, by this time my uniform was red.......I had to spend the next 5 mins trying to close down all the equipment as no one else knew what to do, the duty mgr rang for an ambulance that was going to be delayed, as sods law our town gets invaded 2 days a yr for the flower show, mine had to happen at that weekend, one of the girls off the till drove me to hospital, by the time we got there it was a mess.
Never been rushed through a+e so quick, they brought a trolley out to me, and 10 mins later Im in this side rm, screaming for england.....the hospital decided to pad me up, inside out, they asked did I need a wee, had no idea, was out of it, hr later on ward being kept in. 2 hrs after that needed a wee, went to the loo, thought Id used a lot of paper...........Id only pulled their padding out, did I get told off mext day, thank god went ok and wasallowed home. never go anywhere now without spare pr knickers and pad....

alwaysonthego_2

Tink82 wrote: »

i have to ask.. is she still with him? and did they notice?!

no they split up a few years ago, they did not notice it while she was there and her then boyfriend never said anything lol. I often wondered what they did with it, my friend said that you could see it clearly:rotfl:

Kavanne

daphne_descends wrote: »

OP maybe it is time you invested in a mooncup

cookie monster :rotfl: at that link! Poor man. I bet he'll dine out on that for years!

Not everyone CAN use a mooncup. I'm lucky tampons were my friends, wore it along with a pantyliner just in case though....

Not had a period for 3 years now thanks to the implant though. Saved a bunch in sanitary ware costs!!

durham_girl

alwaysonthego wrote: »

Although this is not about leeking blood my best friend once told me about her most embarrassing moment. She was having tea at her new boyfriend's parents house when she got the urge to go to the toilet for a poo. She did her business but it wouldn't flush down the loo so she panicked and picked it up with some toilet paper (why she didn't try and push it down the toilet) and flung it out of the window. When she got back downstairs, they retired in to the conservatory for coffee and she looked up and saw her turd staring back at her. lol

I'm sure I read that exact story in Bliss or Sugar about 10 years ago. It was in one of them 'How Embarassing' sections

alwaysonthego_2

durham_girl wrote: »

I'm sure I read that exact story in Bliss or Sugar about 10 years ago. It was in one of them 'How Embarassing' sections

She could have wrote it in lol it was about 10 years ago ish. She was pished when she told me I am sure she wouldn't have told me otherwise :rotfl: :rotfl:

affordmylife

only all the time. lol. everyone knows me and my flooding now. ive done it everywhere.

xx

Kavanne

affordmylife wrote: »

only all the time. lol. everyone knows me and my flooding now. ive done it everywhere.

xx

not... er... thought of any solutions?

POSSETTE

thank you for all those comments..i have been in hysterics :rotfl: and read some out to hubby...who laughed and said Too much Info!!_pale_