I'm so embarrased. One for the ladies on here.

gollygosh

Just thought i'd share my story to make you feel better. Changed tampon, went swimming , back in changing room, floor soaking, I sneeze, first ever flood well it ran down my wet legs and started to spread across the floor. Enter two teachers escorting 30 girls for there swimming lesson!! they ushered them around me and my puddle! Now it gets really bad! i get myself sorted then go and find one of the male staff who armed with a hose and a look of grim determination goes to deal with the problem. They all know me at the pool now, proved to be quite an ice-breaker!

Sharra

gollygosh - thanks for your story, I nealry wet myself laughing at the image of the grimly determined guy with a hose!
Poor you though.

redruby

jackieb wrote: »

I was doing a first aid course for work. I was lying on the floor and one of my work colleagues had to put me in the recovery position. When she moved my knee up I farted. It just came out. I had no control over it, I laughed with her but I was mortified.

Oh my god :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I have just laughed and laughed and laughed, there were tears streaming down my face, OH and DD think I have gone mad, thanks for the laugh x

Teapartymum

This has happened to me, I had just finished collage and was on the bus back home and I had to stand up as bus was busy.

We had to go over some road bumps and everyhing we bumped I flooded all over my jeans and underwear to the point I was getting sore.
As soon as I got home I ran to the bathroom.

Yuck Yuck Yuck.

Hugs to you

foreign_correspondent

I had this happen at probably the most embarrasing possible time - I was working with a group of troubled teenage lads (the sort a lot of people would describe as 'hoodies' - but I wouldnt!) - we were playing an ice breaker game which involved swapping chairs (a bit like musical chairs) and when I jumped up from my chair and had an awful realisation - looking round there was a mark on the chair - I swiftly wiped it off with my sleeve!! (luckily I was wearing black) and excused myself and dashed to the loo.

When I came out, not one of them mentioned it or sniggered, and I figured that perhaps I had gotten away with it going unnoticed, but later on one of the lads asked me quietly of I was ok - so I guess it hadnt. However, the boys, to their credit, were complete gentlemen about it and it was never, ever mantioned again!

yoni_one

Wait til you get to menopause, you don't know when it's next going to happen or how heavy so it's really difficult preparing for it.

One time I went to Blackpool and there is this place where you actually pay to get scared witless by getting people with chainsaws etc to chase you. The MOST scary one was actually a zombie with a baseball bat, he chased me and my mate and was cracking that bat so hard against the wall it felt way too close for comfort.

I showed my true colours that day (metaphorically AND literally) by grabbing my bezzy mate and using her as a shield between me and the zombie (I know I wont win any honours for this act) but also I blobbed on the spot out of pure fear (never heard of this medical condition before or since but I swear thats what happened).

Worse of all they chase you out in to an eating area. So there I was, wild eyed and screaming, blood dribbling down my legs, dragging my mate along behind me and we burst through the exit running hell for leather smack bang in to area packed with families dining.

If that didn't put them off their burger and nuggets I don't know what would!

To the OP, I wouldn't lose any sleep over your mishap, it's par for the course for wimmin to leak once in a while.

jackieb

yoni_one wrote: »

Wait til you get to menopause, you don't know when it's next going to happen or how heavy so it's really difficult preparing for it.

One time I went to Blackpool and there is this place where you actually pay to get scared witless by getting people with chainsaws etc to chase you. The MOST scary one was actually a zombie with a baseball bat, he chased me and my mate and was cracking that bat so hard against the wall it felt way too close for comfort.

I showed my true colours that day (metaphorically AND literally) by grabbing my bezzy mate and using her as a shield between me and the zombie (I know I wont win any honours for this act) but also I blobbed on the spot out of pure fear (never heard of this medical condition before or since but I swear thats what happened).

Worse of all they chase you out in to an eating area. So there I was, wild eyed and screaming, blood dribbling down my legs, dragging my mate along behind me and we burst through the exit running hell for leather smack bang in to area packed with families dining.

If that didn't put them off their burger and nuggets I don't know what would!

To the OP, I wouldn't lose any sleep over your mishap, it's par for the course for wimmin to leak once in a while.

Oh dear...:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

vixarooni

haha how funny yoni one!! classic.

I wouldnt be embarassed, i came on once when i was at the beach in my teens. Luckily i had a towel, i wrapped that around me and prayed it didnt run down my leg untill i got back to the car, but that was tricky trying to get changed in a car, complete nightmare!

If your daughter thought it was mud, others might have too! (perhaps the men at least!)

Amber_Sunshine

I had an ileostomy some years ago, and it would frequently 'parp' at inappropriate moments. I got some very strange looks, as the noise was not emanating from the usual area ...

alwaysonthego_2

Although this is not about leeking blood my best friend once told me about her most embarrassing moment. She was having tea at her new boyfriend's parents house when she got the urge to go to the toilet for a poo. She did her business but it wouldn't flush down the loo so she panicked and picked it up with some toilet paper (why she didn't try and push it down the toilet) and flung it out of the window. When she got back downstairs, they retired in to the conservatory for coffee and she looked up and saw her turd staring back at her. lol