Lose Weight 21

Lois_Lane

Someone sent me this by email today, so I thought I'd share it with you... not my personal experience, obviously!

I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba dog food at Pick 'n Pay and standing in a queue at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Eukanuba Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 22 kilos before I awoke in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that all you do is load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. And I told her that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that by now, practically everyone in the queue was enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in hospital in that condition because I'd been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

... why else would I buy dog food?

victory

The move or intention of moving has been going on since april, will she the vendor accept the offer which was less than she hoped for? Will she won't she, then she did and then was taking the fitted kitchen with her:eek: then changed her mind then agreed to the deal oh the trauma:rotfl: :rotfl: then the solicitors so slow, lost the funds, then 4 more people were added to the chain, :rolleyes: it is done now, packing, moving,end of, the stress is the kids schools, one has been accepted and the other has also but to a grade 4 one and no way is he going to a school that comes bottom in everything nation wide, no way:rolleyes: we are going to use me as mitigation circumstances as in diabetic and arthritic etc we shall see:D

dellybelly_2

Thanks ajax and brightonbelle. Day one's not been too hard except for not having any handy snacky things in to eat. I've adjusted my dinner from chicken (have loads) to quorn (just found a bag in the freezer)

I missed most of the talk explaining the plan last nigh because DS wouldn't co-operate and leave the house on time ajax but it all made sense from before (do you not remember that I tried SW for about 3 weeks 2 years ago).

I'm to have to go out and stock up on spaghetti and baked beans etc now so i've loads of stuff to snack on. And I might even buy some spuds to chip, parboil and freeze for future snack attacks SW style.

vixarooni

Hey everyone!!

had a fantastic time at cricket yesterday evening. I was standing about 10 metres away from robert key, bumble and nasser hussain! Totally good stuff!

It was my first day of the flower arranging course today. I have to show you guys a pic of my creation, i am so proud! ha. Gerberas, with fatasia leaves and bere grass. Well cushty.

Havent done too bad food wise today, ive had a small dinner so i thought i would treat myself to some chocoalte. Ive been craving it for awhile now so im going to listen to my body.

Right, im off to play call of duty 4 evening with matty! see you guys later

beanielou

PinkLipgloss wrote: »

Thanks bails,

Looks like I'm gonna miss it then - since I'll be in sunny Scotland after the 15th of July (don't even start me on how depressed I am by this :eek: - at least it's only temporary! )

Perhaps we could have a LW Scotland meeting - anyone? LOL :rotfl:

Sounds very good to me depending on pennies:o

*Bright-Idea*

Like your avvy Lois

loopylass30

Hi every 1,

Had my first weigh in today since rejoining and im pleased to say i lost 7lbs, yippeeeeeeeeeee, so i got my half a stone award today

loops

Lois_Lane

*Bright-Idea* wrote: »

Like your avvy Lois

Thanks - I like yours too, that's what gave me the idea!

LL

vixarooni

ohhh is it you? how fabbo. Might change mine, getting tres bored of it now.

beanielou

Great loss loopy.